The Beekeeper

529 00:36:51,618 --> 00:36:53,308 Oh, Jesus Christ! 530 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,949 No, no, no! Bro, bro, bro! 531 00:36:54,974 --> 00:36:56,496 <i><font color="#80FFFF">What do you want from me?</font> 532 00:36:56,521 --> 00:36:58,696 You want money? You want crypto? NFTs? 533 00:36:58,721 --> 00:37:00,244 I got fucking NFTs. 534 00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:01,972 What are you fucking... What? 535 00:37:01,997 --> 00:37:04,173 No! Dude, what the fuck is this, man? 536 00:37:07,404 --> 00:37:08,579 Don't move. 537 00:37:10,213 --> 00:37:11,823 I fucking can't move! 538 00:37:13,011 --> 00:37:14,988 <i><font color="#80FFFF">You're fucking crazy, man.</font> 539 00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:16,817 What the fuck, bro? 540 00:37:31,527 --> 00:37:33,789 What the fuck! No, no, no, no! No, no, no! 541 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:37,098 Fucking stop the fucking car! No! No! 542 00:37:53,462 --> 00:37:55,682 Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with? 543 00:37:58,366 --> 00:38:00,778 Fuck you. That's who. 544 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,220 You burned down my million-dollar 545 00:38:02,245 --> 00:38:03,245 fucking call center. 546 00:38:04,169 --> 00:38:05,779 Now I'm going to burn you down. 547 00:38:07,172 --> 00:38:08,563 You haven't told me your name. 548 00:38:08,564 --> 00:38:10,217 I told you my name. 549 00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:11,355 It's fuck you. Mr. Fuck You. 550 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,674 You better fucking remember it. 551 00:38:12,699 --> 00:38:14,004 <i><font color="#80FFFF">Because you don't burn me down.</font> 552 00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:15,764 <i><font color="#80FFFF">I burn you down. You understand me?</font> 553 00:38:15,789 --> 00:38:18,226 You are fucking with forces that you cannot comprehend. 554 00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:20,315 You sound young. 555 00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:22,698 I bet you don't have estate planning. 556 00:38:23,338 --> 00:38:25,731 I'm fucking 28 years old. Why would I need that? 557 00:38:26,746 --> 00:38:28,193 I'm about to show you. 558 00:38:46,464 --> 00:38:48,058 <i><font color="#80FFFF">Breaking news in Springfield,</font> 559 00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:49,736 <i><font color="#80FFFF">where three bodies have been discovered</font> 560 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,110 <i><font color="#80FFFF">following an arson fire at a small farm.</font> 561 00:38:52,135 --> 00:38:54,005 <i><font color="#80FFFF">There was an office building explosion...</font> 562 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:57,308 - And you say one guy did this? - Yup. 563 00:38:58,674 --> 00:39:01,761 Killed seven armed men without firing a shot. 564 00:39:01,931 --> 00:39:04,941 Yup. And he said he was going to kill me. 565 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,202 And this is your 566 00:39:08,407 --> 00:39:11,888 data mining consumer service business, right? 567 00:39:12,776 --> 00:39:14,456 Yes, something like that. 568 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,790 Pulling in 9 million a month in one office. 569 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:18,213 I've got, like, 20. 570 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:20,549 Yeah. 571 00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:24,644 And the only thing you know about him 572 00:39:25,425 --> 00:39:26,991 is he says he's a beekeeper. 573 00:39:27,888 --> 00:39:29,977 Yeah, it's like his whole brand or whatever. 574 00:39:32,629 --> 00:39:35,327 Jesus. 575 00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,391 What? 576 00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:45,743 For someone who has elevated fucking up into an art form, 577 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,499 this might well be your 'Mona Lisa'. 578 00:39:50,581 --> 00:39:52,320 How did I fuck up? 579 00:39:52,929 --> 00:39:55,802 I don't know. You've done something. 580 00:39:56,753 --> 00:39:58,499 You've disturbed a Beekeeper. 581 00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:00,022 Oh. 582 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,981 Oh, okay. So fucking what? 583 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,852 Why'd I care if the guy keeps bees? 584 00:40:03,853 --> 00:40:06,115 If a Beekeeper says you're gonna die, 585 00:40:06,116 --> 00:40:07,292 you're gonna die. 586 00:40:07,854 --> 00:40:10,774 There's nothing I can do or anybody else to stop it. 587 00:40:12,253 --> 00:40:15,924 So, like, what do you even do here, then? 588 00:40:15,949 --> 00:40:17,650 What good are you? 589 00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:19,391 Yeah. 590 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:26,093 I did 35 years of loyal government service, 591 00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:29,543 culminating as director of the world's 592 00:40:29,568 --> 00:40:31,532 premier intelligence agency. 593 00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:32,838 I could have done anything, 594 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:35,932 but I chose this job as a favor to your mother. 595 00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:39,617 I keep Danforth Enterprises safe. 596 00:40:40,284 --> 00:40:44,328 Keep her reputation safe, her name safe. 597 00:40:44,329 --> 00:40:46,417 It's my fucking name too, all r...