The Boondock Saints

00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,503 (Scoffs) You and your fucking rope. 520 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,681 I told you there would be a shaft, just like on television. 521 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,984 (Speaking Russian) 522 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,951 (Continues in Russian) 523 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,373 Fuck! 524 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,714 (Continues in Russian) 525 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,261 (Continues in Russian) 526 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,699 Where the fuck are you going? 527 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,535 Shh! I fucking hear some shit out here. 528 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:42,531 Fuck you! I'm sweating my ass off dragging your fucking rope around. 529 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,658 - It must weigh 30 pounds. - Shh! 530 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:47,786 We are doing some serious shit here. Now, get a fucking hold of yourself! 531 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,914 Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe 532 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,540 that's getting us fucking lost. 533 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,169 Would you fucking shut it? 534 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,425 You mother... 535 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,516 (Shouting in Russian) 536 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,480 Jesus fucking Christ! 537 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,774 Oh, shit! 538 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:44,514 (Together) Shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. 539 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,727 Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. 540 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,268 Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. 541 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,143 So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. 542 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,146 In nomine Patris et Filii 543 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,738 et Spiritus Sancti. 544 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,651 (♪ Choir singing in Latin) 545 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:37,943 (Man's voice) 'And I shall count thee among my favoured sheep. 546 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:42,113 'And you shall have the protection of all the angels in Heaven.' 547 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,742 Television. 548 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,784 Television is the explanation for this. 549 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,662 You see this in bad television. 550 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:58,208 The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. 551 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,585 That James Bond shit never happens in real life. 552 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,303 Professionals don't do that. 553 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:09,349 Well, name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for. 554 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,347 That was way easier than I thought. 555 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,975 On TV, you've always got that guy that jumps over the sofa. 556 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,354 And then you've gotta shoot him for ten fucking minutes, too. 557 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,526 Christ. We're good. 558 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,740 Yes, we are. 559 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:26,487 Now, what do you think is in that little case there? 560 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,119 Fuck me! 561 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,042 Oh. 562 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,711 - The hits just keep on coming. - Ow! 563 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,503 Give it a smell. 564 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:43,048 - I love our new job. - (Doorbell buzzing) 565 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:01,862 Poor bastard. 566 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:04,073 - This has got to be his big break. - Yeah. 567 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:09,200 We've got to fuck with him, right? 568 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:11,369 - OK. - (Laughing) 569 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,831 Shh. 570 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,544 Open the door. I'm gonna grab him by the fucking hair. 571 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:20,165 - (Screaming) - Sit down! 572 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:21,917 - Don't shoot! Don't shoot! - Shut up! 573 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,919 We're on the same side. Please, don't shoot. 574 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,671 Get on the ground! 575 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,343 Don't shoot, don't shoot. We're on the same side. 576 00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:30,183 Boss must've sent me in as backup. 577 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,678 I'm Rocco! I'm the funny man. That ain't my name. 578 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,269 Where's your gun? 579 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:38,437 - Where's your gun? - It's right here. Right here. 580 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,436 That ain't my real name. 581 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,487 What the fuck? 582 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,072 Jeez! 583 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,863 It's a fucking six-shooter! 584 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,485 (Panting) 585 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:53,081 There's nine bodies, genius! What the fuck were you gonna do? 586 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:56,292 Laugh the last three to death, funny man? 587 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,912 Pa...