Superman II

454 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,645 I was getting hot dogs. What do you mean? 455 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:26,566 Well, it just seems kind of strange to me that every time Superman's around... 456 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,610 ...you disappear. 457 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,987 Superman? You mean he was here? 458 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:35,783 -Golly. -And you weren't. As usual. 459 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,161 So, what have you got to say about that? 460 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,288 Darn, l forgot your orange juice. 461 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,248 Clark. 462 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,751 No orange juice? 463 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,804 LEX: Mush! Mush! 464 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:59,015 TESCHMACHER: I am mushing. 465 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,185 Ice and snow. Is this your idea of a good time? 466 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,979 LEX: A good time? Is that all you care about? 467 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:07,106 North, Miss Teschmacher. 468 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:09,984 North. North, north, north! 469 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,028 TESCHMACHER: Yes, Lex. North. 470 00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:14,030 LEX: Look. lt's his home. 471 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:15,823 It's Superman's home. 472 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:18,284 TESCHMACHER: Oh, good, more ice. 473 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,708 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 474 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,796 LEX: It's fantastic! 475 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:36,469 The construction goes far beyond any known architectural theory. 476 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:39,639 -lt's beautiful. -Beautiful. 477 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,818 -This place is genius. -Genius. 478 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,656 -Lex. -l'll be all right. 479 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,825 No, me. 480 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,994 TESCHMACHER: Oh! Ah! 481 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,329 LEX: Why can't you be more careful? 482 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,417 -lt's beautiful. -Beautiful. 483 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,003 -lt has everything. -Wrong. 484 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,758 -Why didn't you go before we left? -That was two days ago. 485 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:24,851 LEX: This looks like some kind of control panel. 486 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,566 LEX: Don't touch anything. TESCHMACHER: Don't touch anything. 487 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:35,612 -lce. -l said, don't touch it. 488 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,740 -lt's not ice. -lt looks like a crystal. 489 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:51,878 MALEVoICE: Kryptonian memory bank. Education crystal number 308. 490 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,297 TESCHMACHER: l told you it's a crystal. LEX: Shut up. 491 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,466 MALE VOlCE: Earth culture, section B. 492 00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:01,304 Trees by Joyce Kilmer of the Planet Earth. 493 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,056 What's this? 494 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:05,391 I think that I shall never see 495 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,977 A poem lovely as a tree. 496 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,396 -A tree whose hungry mouth.... -He's not here. 497 00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:14,609 It's a voice from the past. That's cute. That's very cute. 498 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,153 A tree that looks at God all day-- 499 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,572 I like trees. 500 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:23,493 So does your average cocker spaniel. Give me another one. 501 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,412 No, no, no. The big one there. 502 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,712 [CRYSTAL HUMS] 503 00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:37,006 LARA: Kal-El, my son... 504 00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,093 ...as keeper of the archives of Krypton... 505 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:44,430 ...it falls to me to tell you of the darkest episode in our planet's history. 506 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:46,182 Now, this I wanna hear. 507 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,644 After eons of harmony, there appeared among us three rebel elements. 508 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:52,188 What you would call on Earth "criminals." 509 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,857 Criminals. My kind of people. 510 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:58,695 Despite all our efforts, we were unable to change their evil natures... 511 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,363 ...their evil ways. 512 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,699 And as you know, we had no death penalty. 513 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,492 -Sensible enough. -Therefore... 514 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:08,621 ...our scientists constructed the Phantom Zone. 515 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:12,542 In it, we placed these three arch criminals... 516 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,878 ...imprisoning them there for all eternity. 517 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,297 No possibility for parole? 518 00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:22,969 Your father, Jor-El, thought long and hard upon that question. 519 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,888 -l asked the right question. -And there is one danger. 520 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:27,974 The Phantom Zone migh