Les Misérables

Charge'em for the lice extra for the mice. 670 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,879 Two percent for looking in the mirror twice. 671 00:50:50,938 --> 00:50:54,135 Here a little slice there a little cut. 672 00:50:54,231 --> 00:50:56,955 Three percent for sleeping with the window shut. 673 00:50:57,147 --> 00:50:59,471 When it comes to fixing prices. 674 00:50:59,884 --> 00:51:02,545 There are lots of tricks I knows. 675 00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:05,638 How it all increases all those bits and pieces- 676 00:51:05,669 --> 00:51:09,697 Jesus! It's amazing how it grows. 677 00:51:10,299 --> 00:51:12,119 Oh, sorry love! 678 00:51:13,148 --> 00:51:15,210 Who's got something done about that? 679 00:51:18,286 --> 00:51:22,182 I used to dream that I would meet a prince. 680 00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:24,594 But God almighty. 681 00:51:25,969 --> 00:51:28,458 Have you seen what's happened since? 682 00:51:28,545 --> 00:51:30,349 No? What? 683 00:51:30,533 --> 00:51:32,912 'Master of the house'. 684 00:51:33,304 --> 00:51:35,731 Isn't worth my spit! 685 00:51:35,832 --> 00:51:38,185 Comforter, philosopher. 686 00:51:38,268 --> 00:51:40,523 And lifelong shit! 687 00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:43,289 Cunning little brain. 688 00:51:43,450 --> 00:51:45,994 Regular Voltaire. 689 00:51:46,081 --> 00:51:48,463 Thinks he's quite a lover. 690 00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:51,073 But there's not much there. 691 00:51:51,314 --> 00:51:54,612 What a cruel trick of nature. 692 00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:58,336 Landed me with such a louse. 693 00:51:58,575 --> 00:52:02,408 God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! 694 00:52:03,369 --> 00:52:06,132 � master of the house! � master and a half! 695 00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:08,965 � comforter, philosopher � don't make me laugh! 696 00:52:09,036 --> 00:52:11,885 Servant to the poor Butler to the great- 697 00:52:11,949 --> 00:52:14,900 hypocrite and toady and inebriate! 698 00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:17,741 Everybody bless the landlord! 699 00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:20,264 Everybody bless his spouse! 700 00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:23,194 Everybody raise a glass! 701 00:52:23,637 --> 00:52:26,648 Raise it up the master's arse! 702 00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:30,784 Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! 703 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:39,028 Everybody bless the landlord� 704 00:52:58,659 --> 00:53:03,563 hush now, do not be afraid of me. 705 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:08,718 Don't hide. Show me where you live. 706 00:53:10,241 --> 00:53:13,499 Tell me, my child, what is your name? 707 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:18,058 I'm called Cosette. 708 00:53:21,196 --> 00:53:22,956 Mademoiselle! 709 00:53:23,131 --> 00:53:24,748 Can I help you with your bucket? 710 00:53:35,431 --> 00:53:36,991 I found her wandering in the wood. 711 00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:39,815 This little child, I found her trembling in the shadows. 712 00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:42,887 And I am here to help Cosette, 713 00:53:43,064 --> 00:53:45,924 and I will settle any debt you may think proper. 714 00:53:46,408 --> 00:53:50,596 I will pay what I must pay. 715 00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:54,593 To take Cosette away. 716 00:53:56,949 --> 00:53:58,349 I love you. 717 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,868 This is a duty I must heed. 718 00:54:06,056 --> 00:54:08,796 There is a promise I have made. 719 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:13,841 For I was a blind to one in need, 720 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:18,525 I did not see what stood before me. 721 00:54:22,531 --> 00:54:25,279 Now your mother is with God. 722 00:54:28,992 --> 00:54:31,755 Her suffering is over, 723 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:39,360 and I speak here with her voice, 724 00:54:40,806 --> 00:54:46,772 and I stand here in her place, 725 00:54:49,771 --> 00:54:52,846 and from this day, and ever more- 726 00:54:52,993 --> 00:54:54,940 let me take your coat, Monsieur! 727 00:54:55,488 --> 00:54:58,721 Cosette shall live in my protection. 728 00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:01,760 You are very welcome here! 729 00:55:01,803 --> 00:55:04,769 I will not forget my vow. 730 00:55:04,845 --> 00:55:07,204 � take a drink! � take a chair! 731 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:12,148 Cosette shall have a father now. 732 00:55:15,492 --> 00:55:19,543 What to do? What to say. 733 00:55:19,603 --> 00:55:23,324 Shall you carry our treasure away? 734 00:55:23,996 --> 00:55:27,368 What a gem! What a pearl! 735 00:55:27,842 --> 00:55:31,220 Beyond rubies is our little girl! 736 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,459 How can we talk of debt? 737 00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:40,883 Let's not haggle for darling Colette! 738 00:55:41,016 --> 00:55:43,024 � Cosette. � Cosette. 739 00:55:43,555 --> 00:55:47,490 Dear Fantine-gone to rest- 740 00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:51,296 have we done for her child what is best? I think so. 741 00:55:51,649 -->