Harold and the Purple Crayon

505 00:24:39,113 --> 00:24:41,366 Who you calling old, punk! 506 00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:42,992 Sorry, Mr. Perez. 507 00:24:43,076 --> 00:24:47,121 Oh, this is... This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought. 508 00:24:47,205 --> 00:24:49,207 Maybe we need to come up with a better plan. 509 00:24:53,377 --> 00:24:56,129 "Place to go when you need to know anything"? 510 00:24:56,213 --> 00:24:59,466 - That's it, that's what we do. - The library, it's kind of a long walk. 511 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,468 "Walk"? Who said walk? 512 00:25:01,551 --> 00:25:03,678 [upbeat rock music playing] 513 00:25:11,227 --> 00:25:12,728 [Moose] Wait, guys! Wait for me! 514 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,982 [Moose] Wait a minute, I'm a moose on roller skates! 515 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:18,359 I'm doing it! 516 00:25:18,442 --> 00:25:20,653 Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of it! No, I don't! Aah! 517 00:25:24,949 --> 00:25:26,992 [Moose] Ooh, wee! [laughs] 518 00:25:28,702 --> 00:25:30,036 Oh, yeah. 519 00:25:36,292 --> 00:25:37,794 Whoa, whoa. 520 00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:40,088 Let's go! 521 00:25:40,964 --> 00:25:42,215 [men] Whoa! 522 00:25:44,926 --> 00:25:45,760 [Moose grunts] 523 00:25:54,435 --> 00:25:56,645 - Ugh. - What's wrong? 524 00:25:57,312 --> 00:25:58,313 You'll see. 525 00:26:04,445 --> 00:26:10,450 [laughs] "'The glaive, ' chortled the sorcerer Gondaldemor. 526 00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:13,327 'It's the most powerful weapon in the universe. 527 00:26:13,411 --> 00:26:16,122 Only a fool would dare wield it.' 528 00:26:16,205 --> 00:26:17,874 He stepped forward, 529 00:26:17,957 --> 00:26:20,334 his abs rippling like liquid stone, 530 00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:24,714 his pecs set upon them like two impenetrable boulders, 531 00:26:24,797 --> 00:26:26,424 only distinguishable as human... 532 00:26:26,507 --> 00:26:28,301 - [snoring] - by the perfectly shaped 533 00:26:28,384 --> 00:26:30,802 yet masculine nipples they flaunted. 534 00:26:30,886 --> 00:26:32,220 Ah. 535 00:26:32,304 --> 00:26:35,223 - Let's go. - 'The name's G'Garaur.'" 536 00:26:35,974 --> 00:26:37,726 - Amazing. - [woman gasping] 537 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:39,394 A big round of applause 538 00:26:39,478 --> 00:26:43,064 for our head librarian, Gary Natwick, 539 00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:45,442 - reading from his novel... - She's gone. 540 00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:47,736 <i>...The Glaive of G'Ga...</i> 541 00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:49,653 [Gary] G'Garaur. It's not that hard. 542 00:26:49,737 --> 00:26:51,447 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 543 00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:56,660 Ah. Mel, hi. Thanks for coming. 544 00:26:56,744 --> 00:27:00,581 And hi, Mel's imaginary dragon thingy. 545 00:27:00,664 --> 00:27:03,959 - You're touching his butt. - [Harold chuckles softly] 546 00:27:04,043 --> 00:27:05,044 Sorry. 547 00:27:05,127 --> 00:27:07,796 [Mel] These are my friends Harold and Moose. 548 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:09,881 Harold and Moose? 549 00:27:09,964 --> 00:27:13,510 Yes, I've changed quite a bit recently, but I'm still the same inside. 550 00:27:13,593 --> 00:27:16,346 You know, I'm vegetarian, I'm pretty nimble, I'm docile. 551 00:27:16,429 --> 00:27:20,975 But the greatest thing about me is I'm a wanderer by nature. 552 00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:23,228 And that's what I'm about to do. 553 00:27:23,311 --> 00:27:24,687 Some wandering. 554 00:27:25,563 --> 00:27:26,731 Enjoy. 555 00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:28,649 Uh, how many pages is that? 556 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,192 Seven hundred pages. 557 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,735 That is so many pages. 558 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,320 That must have taken you weeks to write. 559 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,738 Try months, my friend. 560 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,366 I'm currently shopping it to publishers. 561 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,452 There's probably going to be a bidding war. 562 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,288 Mel! [laughs] That looks just like your mom. 563 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,750 No. 564 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,961 That's Zerry, my warrior queen. 565 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:52,421 I mean G'Garaur's warrior queen. 566 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:56,217 How is your beautiful mother? Tell her hi from Library Gary. 567 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,010 We met in college. 568 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,137 And how do you know Terry? 569 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:03,349 You're not, uh, seeing her, are you? 570 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,102 Oh, I saw her this morning. But that's because we stayed the night. 571 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,645 And I saw her yesterday. 572 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,146 Yeah. We've been seeing a lot of each other, so... 573 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,731 - [sighs] - But that's not why we're here. 574 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,150 We're here because I really need your help, Library