The Monkey King

00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,458 [Lin] Agh! 698 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,791 Fear not, little girl. The villain is gone. 699 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,291 Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. 700 00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:39,750 - So, do I have the job? - Um... 701 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,833 Nope. 702 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,750 [Lin] Oh, come on. 703 00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:48,583 Twenty minutes, and still no invite from the Jade Emperor. 704 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,083 - What am I missing? - [murmurs] 705 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:54,083 Immortality! Of course. It's right in the name. 706 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,500 To become an Immortal One, I need immortality! 707 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,000 [Lin] Maybe I can help. 708 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:00,791 [Monkey King groans] 709 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:02,958 Okay, look, kid. You see this? 710 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,541 Your palm? 711 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:09,541 No! I mean, yes. But no. This here is me. 712 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,666 Okay? 713 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,833 And this tiny thing is you. 714 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,375 - Get it now? - Huh? 715 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,125 [Monkey King] I'm the universe hand, 716 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,083 and you're an insignificant, useless pebble. 717 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,625 Even a tiny pebble can make a big ripple, you know. 718 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:27,041 [scoffs] That's just what a tiny pebble would say. 719 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,416 So, Stick, immortality, where do we go? 720 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,500 [Stick hums] 721 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,333 Really? Huh. 722 00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,333 - But how do we get there? - [Stick hums] 723 00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:38,041 A graveyard? Spooky. 724 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,208 Huh... 725 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,041 Grave... Gra... 726 00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:44,291 - Graveyard. - You can't read. 727 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,583 Of course I can. 728 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:49,125 That's grass. That's the sky. That's a rock. See? Reading. 729 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,250 - Graveyard's that way. - Obviously. 730 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,500 - [Stick hums] - No, no, no, no, no. We don't need her. 731 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,333 - He wants me to come. Doesn't he? - Just go home, kid. 732 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,625 I can't go home. There's trouble back there, 733 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,333 and it made me do some things. 734 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,416 - Things I probably shouldn't have done. - Ooh! You killed someone? 735 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,791 - No! - Oh. 736 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,750 I just wanna do big things someday. Like you. 737 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,041 - Ow! - [Stick murmurs] 738 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,666 - I know. No. I... - [Stick murmurs] 739 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,125 - Yes, but... - [Stick murmurs] 740 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,458 How much reading could we possibly need? 741 00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:24,166 - [Stick murmurs] - Fine. I said fine! [sighs] 742 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,500 So, assistant girl, 743 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,250 you coming or what? 744 00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,333 [Lin] So, where to next? 745 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:33,208 [Monkey King] Oh, you'll see. [laughs] 746 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,333 [Monkey King] Ooh. 747 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,000 In there? Us? How? 748 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,041 This. It's like an all-access VIP pass. 749 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:52,166 Any realm, any dimension. Even the Land of the Dead. 750 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,916 But you're not dead. 751 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,291 And if all goes well, never will be. 752 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,416 Okay. If we're gonna fit in, we gotta dress the part. 753 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,208 [coughs] What the heck? 754 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,333 [Monkey King] Not heck. 755 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,083 Hell. 756 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:06,041 [Lin screams] 757 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,916 [suspenseful music crescendos] 758 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,375 [Lin screams and groans] 759 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,416 Try to keep up. 760 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,375 [grunts] 761 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,416 Are we even supposed to be here? 762 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,750 Absolutely not. Isn't it great? 763 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,750 See, the day you're supposed to die 764 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,458 is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death. 765 00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,208 But if my name should somehow get crossed out, 766 00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:32,250 then no death registered, and guess who's immortal? 767 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,333 Me! [laughs] 768 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,166 [shudders] 769 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,541 One more