Meet the Feebles

00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,051 I don't do self abuse. 416 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:58,764 No sorries, Daisy. I know just the guy. 417 00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:19,844 What do you know! It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge. 418 00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:23,360 Oh gosh! I was just looking for the soap powder. 419 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:26,368 Sure, Dennis. Have a whiff of these. 420 00:28:26,490 --> 00:28:29,766 They've got a real distinctive bouquet. 421 00:28:32,649 --> 00:28:35,288 Dennis, we've got a little job for you. 422 00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:20,319 Oh my god! Next! 423 00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:36,316 All right everybody, from the top! 424 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:37,436 Music, please! 425 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,150 For Chrissake! 426 00:30:22,276 --> 00:30:25,267 What the hell was wrong with that? 427 00:30:25,395 --> 00:30:28,467 Who is holding that red pennant? 428 00:30:31,554 --> 00:30:32,703 Me sir. 429 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,553 And what on earth do you think you're doing? 430 00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:37,629 I'm patrolling the moat, sir. 431 00:30:37,793 --> 00:30:40,785 Patrolling the moat? I see. 432 00:30:41,313 --> 00:30:45,067 You were instructed to stay upstage left. 433 00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:48,508 Italian pennant bearers of the XVll century were frequently... 434 00:30:48,632 --> 00:30:52,385 known to patrol the rampart on the lookout for Turkish invaders. 435 00:30:52,511 --> 00:30:54,422 How very elucidating. 436 00:30:54,632 --> 00:30:56,508 I've been reading up on it, sir. 437 00:30:56,631 --> 00:30:58,349 My drama teacher at school said... 438 00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,706 I should always research a role thoroughly. 439 00:31:00,831 --> 00:31:03,025 Really? Let me tell you something. 440 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,664 This is a television variety show... 441 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,304 not a homage to Soviet Realism! 442 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,660 I asked for a pennant, not a pedant! 443 00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,059 All right, again! From the top! 444 00:31:23,228 --> 00:31:24,217 Excuse me! 445 00:31:24,588 --> 00:31:25,576 Stop! 446 00:31:25,707 --> 00:31:26,743 Shit! 447 00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:28,061 Oh, God! 448 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,176 What is it? 449 00:31:29,747 --> 00:31:33,706 It's just I'm having trouble with my motivation. 450 00:31:34,307 --> 00:31:36,774 I don't understand why I would remain still... 451 00:31:36,866 --> 00:31:40,142 when the scene itself suggests vigorous physical action... 452 00:31:40,426 --> 00:31:41,574 danger even. 453 00:31:41,705 --> 00:31:44,583 I suppose you'd like everyone to stop singing... 454 00:31:44,785 --> 00:31:47,981 while you come forward to do a little war dance centre stage. 455 00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:49,060 Is that it? 456 00:31:49,185 --> 00:31:50,981 Well, it had crossed my mind! 457 00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:52,457 My god! 458 00:31:52,584 --> 00:31:55,098 Sorry guy, I hate to interrupt, but I don't think... 459 00:31:55,184 --> 00:31:57,981 the knife thrower's assistant is going to pull through. 460 00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,738 Shall I cancel Winyard's act entirely? 461 00:32:01,023 --> 00:32:02,581 I think not. 462 00:32:02,863 --> 00:32:05,536 I've got just the substitute. 463 00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:13,301 "Dennis Does Daisy! Take 1. 464 00:32:13,421 --> 00:32:15,174 Dennis, drop your strides. 465 00:32:16,661 --> 00:32:18,777 Come on, come on, the camera's rolling. 466 00:32:18,901 --> 00:32:20,698 Oh for Chrissake! 467 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,697 Is that the best you can do? 468 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,458 Trevor do something about this guy! 469 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:28,899 Come on, get aroused! 470 00:32:29,579 --> 00:32:30,534 I can't. 471 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,457 Well, I'm not doing anything until he cracks a fat. 472 00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:35,695 What's the matter? Doesn't she turn you on? 473 00:32:36,739 --> 00:32:40,174 Here you go. Will these help? 474 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,018 Oh god, not another panty-sniffer! 475 00:32:43,138 --> 00:32:45,651 He's going to want me to piss in his mouth next. 476 00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:47,416 Ok kid, do your stuff. 477 00:32:48,737 --> 00:32:51,570 Oh yes! Yes! � 478 00:32:52,176 --> 00:32:55,089 Oh, God! It's terrible! 479 00:32:55,216 --> 00:32:58,129 I feel terrible! What's happening to me? 480 00:32:58,257 --> 00:33:01,009 What's the matter, Harry? Not feeling too well? 481 00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,406 What? Who said that? 482 00:33:03,576 --> 00:33:05,293 It's all those last nights. 483 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:08,048 Maybe you're not getting enough vitamins. 484 00:33:10,295 --> 00:33:12,524 Care to join me for lunch? 485 00:33:16,974 --> 00:33:21,091 Hmm, carrots! It's not one of yours, is it Harry? 486 00:33:21