Shaun of the Dead

00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,627 -Sign O' The Times? -Definitely not. 544 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,879 -The Batman soundtrack? -Throw it. 545 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:10,548 (RECORD SHATTERING) 546 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,134 -Okay. Oh, Dire Straits? -Throw it. 547 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,471 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 548 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,724 -The Stone Roses? -No. 549 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,476 -Second Coming? -like it. 550 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:22,727 Oh! 551 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,395 -Sade? -That's Liz's. 552 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,606 -Yeah, but she did dump you. -Oh. 553 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,360 -Oh, fuck this. I'm going to the shed. -I thought you said it was locked. 554 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:45,208 -Which one do you want? Girl or bloke? -The first one. 555 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,927 (ZOMBIES GASPING) 556 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,521 MALE REPORTER: ...in all cases, people receiving bites 557 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,856 have experienced headaches and nausea, 558 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,025 and developed symptoms similar to those displayed... 559 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,777 -You've got red on you. -...by their attackers. 560 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,154 If you know someone who has been bitten, 561 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:19,200 it is absolutely essential that you isolate them immediately. 562 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,870 The public are being strongly advised not to approach anyone... 563 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:24,515 The public are being strongly advised not to approach anyone... 564 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,790 Pete? 565 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:29,836 Pete? 566 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,547 -Why don't we just go up? -Oh, no, don't go up there. 567 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,341 -Why not? -Because A, he might be one of them. 568 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,802 And B, he might still be annoyed. 569 00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,054 Pete? 570 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,890 Maybe he went in to work. 571 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,144 How come he didn't drive? His keys are still here. 572 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,063 Well, maybe he got a lift. He said he wasn't feeling very well. 573 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,983 -Pete? -Prick! 574 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:55,278 -He's not in. -He's not in. 575 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,698 -You got a fag? -No, I've given up. 576 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:00,742 -Since when? -Since... 577 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:07,123 Come on, babe. Oh, she's engaged. 578 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,750 -That was quick. -Ed, this is serious! 579 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,834 (RINGING) 580 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,377 -Liz! -BARBARA: Shaun. 581 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,339 Mum! Hi. I was gonna call you. Are you okay? 582 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,507 -Yes. -Yeah, well, are you sure? 583 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,010 Some men tried to get into the house. 584 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,678 Well, are they still there? 585 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,014 I'm not sure. We've shut the curtains. 586 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,515 Well, did you try the police? 587 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,726 Well, I thought about it. 588 00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:28,269 Well, are you okay? Did they hurt you? 589 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,813 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 590 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:34,901 -Mum? -Well, they were a bit bitey. 591 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,740 -Mum, have you been bitten? -No, but Philip has. 592 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:41,866 Oh, okay. 593 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,576 -Has she been bitten? -No, Philip has. 594 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,703 -Oh, okay. -Listen, Mum, what sort of state is he in? 595 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:49,123 Oh, he's fine. Bit under the weather. 596 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,875 -I see. -What's the deal? 597 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,251 We may have to kill my stepdad. 598 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,171 Listen, Mum, sit tight, okay? You're not safe there. We're coming over. 599 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:58,341 -I don't want to cause a fuss. -We're coming to get you, Barbara! 600 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,637 So, what's the plan? 601 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:05,515 Right. 602 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:10,144 SHAUN: We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's. 603 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646 We go in. 604 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,483 -We take care of Philip. -I'm so sorry, Philip. 605 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,361 SHAUN: Then we grab Mum. We go over to Liz's place. 606 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:22,323 Hole up, have a cup of tea. And wait for all this to blow over. 607 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:26,285 -Why have we got to go to Liz's? -Because we do. 608 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,578 She dumped you! 609 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,414 I have to know if she's all right. 610 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,707 -Why? -Because I love her! 611 0...