America: The Motion Picture

00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:30,666 However, he has chosen not to follow them. 650 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:34,041 -[sputtering] But they are the rules! -I know! 651 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:38,875 What is the point of being a ruler if people are not following your rules? 652 00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:41,083 This is, like, King Shit 101! 653 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:43,041 I understand, my king. 654 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:44,291 Not following the… 655 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,625 [voice trembling] Arnold, why, do you know what this is? 656 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:50,666 -I do. -It's rebellion! 657 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:51,708 By definition. 658 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:55,500 We cannot allow anything to stop my plan, Arnold! 659 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:58,250 Crush this illiterate rebel scum! 660 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,416 It will be my pleasure. 661 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,625 Excellent. 662 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:07,416 [Samuel] Dudes, are we close yet? I'm getting hangry. 663 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,583 I could definitely eat. 664 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,375 Oh, I saw a Boston Wild Wings about a mile back. 665 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,583 What's a mile? 666 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,083 And I could totally crush some B-dubs right now. 667 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,416 Hey, hey! Knock it off, guys. 668 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,583 First, we start a revolution. 669 00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:21,750 Then we can have all the Boston Wild Wings 670 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,041 that we've ever dreamed of, 671 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,750 just like our forefathers prophesized, okay? 672 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,791 Now, Geronimo, what do you got? 673 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:30,708 Uh, tracking isn't an exact science. 674 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:33,458 This is a handkerchief. What do you think I am? A dog? 675 00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:36,750 [chuckles] Okay, I know this is a trick question, 676 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:40,083 so I'm gonna go with my immediate impulse. Yes. 677 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,583 Fuck you, dude. [sniffs] 678 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,750 -Yeah, he's in there. -[redcoat 1] Ello, guv'ner. 679 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:46,208 -[redcoat 2] Ello, guv'ner. -Ello, guv! 680 00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:48,166 [all] Ello, guv'ner. 681 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,833 All right, that's a lot of men. 682 00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:52,166 And it's a sure bet that there's even more inside. 683 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:54,916 Wait, are we seriously thinkin' about goin' in there? 684 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,125 -Look at this place! It's a quagmire! -[all] Guv'ner! 685 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,958 Guys, we could be here for years and accomplish nothing. 686 00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:04,125 You're right. But we'd be accomplishing nothing… 687 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:05,916 for America. 688 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:08,458 Guys, I can't ask you to go in there with me. 689 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,375 Phew! 690 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,666 -Yeah, good, because no. -Great. Good luck. 691 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:13,250 Whoa, whoa, wait, hold on. 692 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:16,250 I thought I'd be all like, "No, don't. I can do it." 693 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,708 And then you guys would be like, "No, I'll come, don't worry." 694 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:23,291 I never know the right thing to say when I'm tryin' to lead. This sucks! 695 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:27,708 So, yeah, I guess I am. I'm asking you to go in there with me. 696 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,041 Will you please go in there with me? 697 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:34,333 Huh, well, with a pep talk like that, how could I say no? 698 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:37,875 Pfft, whatever. Let's just go kick some Redcoat ass! 699 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:41,125 Wait, wait, wait! At least… Just let me do an entrance thing. 700 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,250 [redcoat] Guv'ner? [grunts] 701 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:46,291 Ding dong! It's America, motherfucker! 702 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:48,875 Oh, Georgie! Well, color me surprised. 703 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:51,000 Oh, I'll color you fuckin' dead, Ben! 704 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:52,875 [laughs] Bravo! 705 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:55,833 Did you practice that line in the car on your way here? 706 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,250 What the fuck is a car? 707 00:32:57,333 --> 00:33:00,333 And, no, it was a rebuttal to something that you just said! 708 00:33:00,416 --> 00:33:02,041 How could I have thought of it in advance 709 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,750 if you said it just now and I came up with the perfect rebuttal? 710 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,416 Oh, pardon me. 711 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,458 I forgot you aren't versed in the gentlemanly art of debate, 712 00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,250 like your best friend, Abe Lincoln. 713 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:15,916 Oh, or should I say ex-best friend? 714 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,125 [laughs] 715 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,875 -Because he's dead. -Damn, he's good. 716 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,583 -All right, fuck t