Love Hard

is he likes outdoorsy, adventurous women. 692 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,125 Not Instagram models who count carbs. 693 00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,416 I don't count carbs. 694 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,500 I monitor them. 695 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:04,041 Sure. Whatever you say. So, uh, what size are you? 696 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:07,375 [scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing? 697 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,416 You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care. 698 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:13,208 So go put these on because Tag is gonna be here any minute. 699 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,125 What? 700 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:16,833 Yeah, he's got an order come in. I told him to swing by at 11:00. 701 00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,916 -Oh, also, take this. -Uh. [sighs] 702 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:23,375 Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole. 703 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:26,416 Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book. 704 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:30,166 Also! When you're talking to him, throw in some rock climbing lingo. 705 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,625 He loves that shit. 706 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:33,166 [store patrons chattering] 707 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,375 [sighs] 708 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,708 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 709 00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:40,500 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 710 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:41,500 [door chimes] 711 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,791 -[Josh] What's up, Tag? -[Tag] Hey, buddy, how's it going? 712 00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:44,958 [Josh] Hey, man. 713 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:48,041 -[Bob] Is that Tag? Captain America! -How's it going? 714 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,833 -♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ -[Bob laughs] 715 00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:55,083 -Ooh! Solid as a rock! -Thank you. It's good to see you, Mr. Lin. 716 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:58,291 -I hear you got some carabiners for me? -[Bob] Sure do. They're in the back. 717 00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:02,041 -I want you to meet someone today. -[Tag] Oh? Okay. 718 00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:02,958 [Josh] Yeah. 719 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,708 -[Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? -[Josh] Always. 720 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,500 Tag, I want you to meet my cousin Natalie. 721 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:13,875 And Natalie, I want you to meet my old friend Tag. 722 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,375 You two are cousins? 723 00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,875 Yeah. Uh. We… Well-- 724 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:24,583 From my stepmom's side, so that would technically make us step-cousins. 725 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:25,500 Oh. 726 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:29,291 A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama. 727 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,541 She's such a joker. 728 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:36,250 Yeah. 729 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:38,541 Walden? 730 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:40,166 Oh. 731 00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:43,666 That's my favorite book. I reread it every year. 732 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,625 -Really? Wow. -[Tag] Yeah. 733 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,708 -No way! -[chuckles] Yeah. 734 00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:49,000 Isn't Thoreau the best? 735 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:53,458 Well, some people find him a self-obsessed narcissist, 736 00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:56,666 fanatical about self-control, not to mention a total hypocrite, 737 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:59,750 but personally, I find him so inspiring. 738 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,708 "Rather than love, than money, 739 00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:06,375 than fame, 740 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,250 give me truth." 741 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:14,791 [sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time. 742 00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:15,833 [chuckles] 743 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,458 If anyone gets it, it's me. 744 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:19,500 God. 745 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,791 Have we met before? 746 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,666 Because you look so familiar. I… I just can't put my finger on it. 747 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,875 Unlikely. Natalie just flew in from California this morning. 748 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:29,791 This morning. 749 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:32,875 I actually teach a survival course in Yosemite every summer. 750 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,916 Savage! [clears throat] 751 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:38,375 -I guess you could say that, yeah. -I love Yosemite. 752 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:43,375 It's, uh, I mean, there's some gnar-- like, gnarly climbing there. 753 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,500 You climb? 754 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:49,250 Me? [scoffs] Do I climb? I'll climb anything that moves. 755 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,166 I'm an aggro. 756 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:56,791 -Aggro? -Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls] 757 00:36:56,875 --> 00:37:00,750 An aggressive climber. I climb all kinds of things like 758 00:37:01,