Just Friends

Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 617 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,890 Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 618 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,930 Yeah, I remember that. 619 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,360 You prick. 620 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:59,340 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 621 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,560 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 622 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,270 I'll be right out. 623 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,170 So, uh, how'd you lose all that weight? 624 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,840 Like that retard from Subway? 625 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,350 It was great talking to you, sir. 626 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:14,720 Are you kidding me? 627 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,720 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 628 00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,520 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 629 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:20,920 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 630 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,090 Gotta go. 631 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,920 Hey. 632 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,450 Wow! Porsche. Girls must love this. 633 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:31,160 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 634 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,170 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 635 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,210 Hmm. 636 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,470 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 637 00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:44,540 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 638 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,740 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 639 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:51,690 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 640 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,880 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 641 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,990 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 642 00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:00,960 I've got a little surprise for you. 643 00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:03,300 Can't wait. 644 00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:04,830 Haha! Chubby bunny! 645 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,670 Ahh! Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 646 00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:11,670 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 647 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:15,140 Uh, listen, about that... 648 00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,770 Where you that mad at me? 649 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:20,150 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 650 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,580 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 651 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:26,320 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 652 00:32:26,390 --> 00:32:29,360 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 653 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,760 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's uh... 654 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,590 - it's nothing but total insanity. - Mm. 655 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:36,220 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 656 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:39,600 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 657 00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:42,200 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 658 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:44,940 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 659 00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:46,870 I don't work at The Maple. 660 00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:49,470 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 661 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,140 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 662 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,710 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 663 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:55,050 It's the coast. Be right back. 664 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,280 What happened to him? 665 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:02,960 <i>♪ Five golden rings ♪</i> 666 00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:05,890 <i>♪ Four calling birds ♪ - I don't care what your mommy said.</i> 667 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,090 <i>♪ Three French hens, two turtle doves ♪</i> 668 00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:09,660 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 669 00:33:09,730 --> 00:33:11,760 "Mall people, they come and go... 670 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,800 small people, they just don't know." 671 00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:16,430 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 672 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:17,970 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 673 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,370 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 674 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,780 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 675 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:26,180 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 676 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,950 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 677 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,580 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 678 00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:31,920 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 679 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:33,650 Ow! 68...