The Tender Bar

"Richard's ingredients"? 590 00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:19,750 Who's Richard? Nixon? 591 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,875 "Nixon's fixin's." 592 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,041 -"Terrific Gary." -"Super Cooper." 593 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,958 ("Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest playing) 594 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:36,625 Oh, that's it-- kid's earned his stripes. 595 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,791 -This kid's a prodigy. -Gonna have to cut cards 596 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:40,916 to see who loses their spot in the bowling league. 597 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,750 He's a prodigy, that kid. 598 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,250 Where'd you learn that word? 599 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:20,916 All right, one more. 600 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 -Who else is coming? -Pat. 601 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:25,041 -Who's he? -She. 602 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,541 Your uncle's girlfriend. 603 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,416 Ah, we all make mistakes. 604 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,875 -Where do you think you're going? -It's fucking Wednesday! 605 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,916 I go fucking bowling every fucking Wednesday! Fuck you! 606 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,125 Fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch. Fuck you! 607 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,416 Fuck you! Learn how to fucking drive, you twat. 608 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,708 Fuck you! 609 00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,791 -Bitch. -I see things are going well. 610 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,750 Hiya. 611 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,541 You must be young JR. 612 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,708 What are you doing hanging out with these bums? 613 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,291 I get to go bowling 'cause I did the Wordy Gurdy. 614 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:04,791 Aw, you must be the apple of your mother's eye. 615 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:06,750 I hope so, 'cause she's sad. 616 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,208 Okay, that's enough. 617 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,416 -(song stops) -(bowling pins crashing) 618 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,625 ("Lonely Girl" by The Expressions playing) 619 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:29,875 I don't know, my feet are getting bigger, apparently. 620 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:31,166 Size 12? 621 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:34,250 Hey, Bobo, get me a size 13, will you? 622 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,750 How's your mom doing with the cancer? 623 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:42,791 You kidding me? 624 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,416 A, it's in remission. 625 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,875 Three, shut the fuck up. 626 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,666 I'm sorry. You don't have to be such a dick about it. 627 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,541 I got you, uh, something. 628 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:04,041 I was gonna hold on to it for a minute, but I'll give it to you now. 629 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:06,166 Here you go. 630 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,833 Turn it over. 631 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:11,375 That's Tom Seaver's autograph right there. 632 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,666 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 633 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:16,750 Listen to me. Your mom is gonna be okay. 634 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:18,166 You understand? 635 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,958 I promise. 636 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,958 You're not gonna see, uh, Pat again, all right? 637 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,625 She wasn't that bad. 638 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:27,166 Well, it's kind of a last straw kind of thing, you know? 639 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:30,375 (sighs) Not exactly the first inkblot on her ledger. 640 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,416 You got to be able to do without people, and they got to know it. 641 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,833 It's either all in or nothing. 642 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,541 Know what I mean? 643 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:41,250 ("It's Your Thing" by The Isley Brothers playing) 644 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,666 Go get a ball. 645 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,333 Five. 646 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,875 -Oh! -Oh! 647 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,458 (cheering) 648 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:44,750 (song stops) 649 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,666 "Laconic. Edict. Admonish. 650 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:50,708 Platitude. Duplicity. Sanctimonious." 651 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,625 Provisional. Strident. 652 00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:55,083 Bucolic. Fulcrum. Inimical. 653 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,833 Jesuitical. 654 00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,958 Minion. Eclectic. 655 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,916 Geez, Mom. 656 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,916 -What? It's okay. I don't have lipstick. -I mean... 657 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,333 I won't get in. 658 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:13,541 Yes, you will. 659 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:16,166 Uncle Charlie says to go all in. 660 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,458 Yeah, well, your uncle is talking about gambling, 661 00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:20,041 and that's why he lives at home. 662 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,333 Yeah, but isn't this gambling? 663 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,708 It's better than not gambling. 664 00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:27,750 I never gambled. That was my problem. 665 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,833 What about Dad? 666