Uncle Frank

No, come on. Luckily, you don't need to think about 543 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,910 any of that right now. All you need to do is 544 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,578 go to the guest room and pass out. 545 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,830 I'll clean this up later. [door opens] 546 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,874 Oh, don't worry. I'll do it. 547 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,601 You came out to Beth tonight. 548 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,855 I know. 549 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,941 I did not expect that to happen. 550 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,652 It gave me a boner. 551 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,365 Also unexpected. 552 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,117 [laughing] 553 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,170 [machinery clanking and whirring outside] 554 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,638 [music playing softly] 555 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,856 [praying in Arabic] 556 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,697 [Frank] There's coffee on the table, 557 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,324 two aspirin and a big glass of water. 558 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,909 [laughing] You should... You should drink it. 559 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,624 Oh, please tell me you eat bacon. 560 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:09,295 Good, 'cause Wally, he hates even the smell of it. 561 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:13,257 But I'm a good Southern boy, and bacon's in my blood. 562 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,388 [food sizzling] 563 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,808 So, you feel any different about me? 564 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,439 Oh, I don't think so. 565 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:31,108 Never known anybody who was gay before. 566 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:32,401 Of course you have. 567 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,403 You just weren't aware of it. 568 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,865 Choir director at First Baptist Church. 569 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,826 Mr. Dickerson? But he's so... 570 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,536 What? 571 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:45,039 Religious. Beth... 572 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,920 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone in the family about me. 573 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,507 Oh, sure, of course. 574 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,551 Eh, we're from such different worlds now. 575 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,970 It wouldn't do any... [Wally] Change anything? 576 00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,056 You don't see them anyways, Frank. 577 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,394 Hey, Beth. How you feeling? 578 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:09,230 When's the last time you saw your family? 579 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:12,400 Uh, I think August of last year. 580 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,903 Good morning, Barbara Stanwyck. 581 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,696 [vocalizes] 582 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,116 I go there at least every two years. You know that. 583 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,743 He shows them photographs of a phony wife, 584 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,995 who's also played by Charlotte, by the way. 585 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,415 You want eggs? [chuckling] Yes, please. 586 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:31,043 If I told them I was with a man, it would bring shame on them. 587 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,045 Why do you think it wouldn't bring shame on my family? 588 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,464 Americans don't care about honor, Frank. 589 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,133 Ha! 590 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,302 I wish I thought my family could get past it, but I don't. 591 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,847 I think your family would eventually accept it. 592 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:46,392 [Frank] Here you go. Yeah, well, you don't know my family. 593 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:51,439 Thank you. No, but you came from them, so how bad can they be? 594 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,569 [song ends] 595 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,279 [Frank] How about this? 596 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,030 How about... 597 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,116 you tell your family, and then I'll tell mine. 598 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:05,619 Are you kidding? In Saudi Arabia, they would behead me. 599 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:06,954 [swing music playing] 600 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,706 Ugh. 601 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,499 Your bacon smells like death. 602 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:14,795 Delicious death. 603 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:16,088 [Wally] And this music. 604 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,673 [music stops] [Wally] Ugh. 605 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,592 [percussive Arabic music playing] 606 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,261 Oh, come on, now, Wally. 607 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,762 Please? 608 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,515 [groaning] Oh, no. Oh, no. 609 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,561 [chuckles] What are you doing? 610 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,105 [phone ringing] [laughing] 611 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,607 Oh, that's your phone. 612 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,027 Beth. 613 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,571 Have you met Barbara Stanwyck? 614 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,364 [Frank] Yeah, hello? Hey, Mama. Isn't she cute? 615 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,949 She's the cutest thing ever. [Mammaw] Frank, 616 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,577 your daddy's gone. He's gone. 617 00:29:46,660