Joe the King

00:26:06,162 --> 00:26:08,426 You're just jealous, you gotta eat chipped beef. 372 00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:11,490 <i>- Shut up and go home. - Yeah, yeah, I'm gain'...</i> 373 00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:17,399 Wanna come with me to the store? 374 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,431 I can't, I gotta read this thing for English. 375 00:26:19,475 --> 00:26:21,340 Do it later, man. Come on. 376 00:26:21,377 --> 00:26:22,844 Nah. 377 00:26:24,413 --> 00:26:26,540 What's wrong? 378 00:26:26,816 --> 00:26:28,977 It's fucked up. 379 00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:30,679 What? 380 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,277 People are so fucked up. 381 00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:34,585 Who? 382 00:26:34,623 --> 00:26:36,215 Orzo and them. 383 00:26:36,258 --> 00:26:38,351 Kenny Orzo? 384 00:26:38,394 --> 00:26:39,520 Yeah. 385 00:26:39,562 --> 00:26:40,756 Fucks. 386 00:26:40,796 --> 00:26:42,661 Whafd they say? 387 00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,825 Shit about Dad. 388 00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:47,998 Yeah...? 389 00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:50,870 Yeah. They heard I was working that job cleaning after school. 390 00:26:50,906 --> 00:26:52,601 SQ? 391 00:26:52,641 --> 00:26:54,905 So, he said, "Tell your ol' man he taught you good." 392 00:26:56,412 --> 00:26:59,506 And that,"the two of us can come and clean his toilet anytime." 393 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:04,551 So, I said, "Shut the fuck up, you hare-lip bastard." 394 00:27:04,587 --> 00:27:06,384 You said that? You said the hare-lip? 395 00:27:06,422 --> 00:27:08,083 Yeah, well, he's got a fuckin' hare-lip. 396 00:27:08,124 --> 00:27:09,785 What happened then? 397 00:27:09,825 --> 00:27:12,658 He came at me to fight. 398 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:14,663 He said to meet him at Chesney Park, tomorrow after school... 399 00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:17,564 or, he'll come to my shack and beat the shit outta me. 400 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,431 Holy shit. 401 00:27:19,468 --> 00:27:23,427 So, basically, I gotta fight him. 402 00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:25,736 What are you, nuts? He's a big, huge guy. 403 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,639 I got no choice. 404 00:27:27,676 --> 00:27:28,335 (coughing) 405 00:27:28,377 --> 00:27:30,937 <i>You better he cumin' from that store instead of iust gain'.</i> 406 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:33,073 Hey, you better go. 407 00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:34,412 Y'hear me? 408 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,111 Yeah! 409 00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:39,316 Here, do me a favor... 410 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:41,789 go get him his chipped beef. I'm already late for work. 411 00:27:42,324 --> 00:27:44,758 Hey, bring home some of those frog legs tonight. 412 00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,522 I'll try. 413 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,294 Ever wish you could just disappear? 414 00:27:55,371 --> 00:27:58,431 Just disappear off the fuckin' earth? 415 00:28:10,986 --> 00:28:12,419 You better start coming on time... 416 00:28:12,454 --> 00:28:15,082 unless you want the lady goin' off on you, man. 417 00:28:15,357 --> 00:28:17,325 Fuck her. 418 00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,418 Oh, God, I feel like shit, I swear to God. 419 00:28:22,398 --> 00:28:24,628 I was doin' some serious fuckin' last night, man... 420 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,601 I mean, serious fuckin'. 421 00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:28,064 Yeah...? 422 00:28:28,103 --> 00:28:31,334 Oh, yeah. This Chinese chick... Oh, my God... 423 00:28:31,373 --> 00:28:33,170 I went to this Willie Colén concert last night, 424 00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:35,370 and I told her I was Willie's cousin. 425 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:42,048 She ate it up, man. And then I ate her up. 426 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:45,110 You know Chinese girls have straight pussy hair? 427 00:28:45,154 --> 00:28:47,019 - Huh? Did you know that? - No, I didn't know that. 428 00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:49,136 'Course you don't. You don't know that, motherfucker. 429 00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:52,355 She had some big tits... Ever seen the Chinese-oh, shit... 430 00:28:52,394 --> 00:28:54,988 This is Roy's order, four pounds of butter... 431 00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:58,295 get the cheap kind, and however many cases. 432 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:03,066 You need some Seagram's and some Jack, too. Can I get that? 433 00:29:03,105 --> 00:29:04,936 <i>- Oh, go get a case. - I'm gain'.</i> 434 00:29:04,974 --> 00:29:06,441 There's a pile of dishes a mile high. 435 00:29:06,475 --> 00:29:09,137 Get here on time, or I'll dock your paycheck. 436 00:29:09,178 --> 00:29:10,440 You pay me in cash. 437 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,674 Don't wise off, I'll throw your ass out the window. 438 00:29:16,485 --> 00:29:19,249 Fuck off-everybody just fuck off. 439 00:29:19,288 --> 00:29:22,280 (distant train whistle) 440 00:29:22,324 --> 00:29:25,293 (distant police siren) 441 00:30:47,676 --> 00:30:49,507 What happened? 442 00:30:5