Guarding Tess

00:35:30,808 --> 00:35:32,777 Before we go in there and talk to him. Okay? 422 00:35:34,712 --> 00:35:35,547 Doug? 423 00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:37,815 Doug? 424 00:35:40,718 --> 00:35:44,289 I want you to go in there and tell Earl to meet me in the office. 425 00:35:45,022 --> 00:35:46,190 Okay, Lee? 426 00:35:47,259 --> 00:35:50,228 All right. Thank you. 427 00:35:50,262 --> 00:35:52,930 Hey, hey, everybody's mad at me, right? 428 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:56,268 What am I supposed to do? I'm just the driver, you know? 429 00:35:56,301 --> 00:35:57,302 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 430 00:35:57,335 --> 00:35:58,236 (DOUG YELLING) 431 00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:02,707 Hey, just a second! 432 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:04,309 You're through, you know that? 433 00:36:04,342 --> 00:36:06,511 No, I don't know that. You don't know that? 434 00:36:06,544 --> 00:36:10,482 No, I don't know that. Why don't you know that, you little tick? 435 00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:13,685 Because she assured me that I wouldn't be fired! 436 00:36:13,718 --> 00:36:16,721 In fact, I would have been fired if I hadn't, if I hadn't done it. 437 00:36:16,754 --> 00:36:18,222 Look, look, look! 438 00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:23,361 You guys come and go, but I live here, 439 00:36:23,395 --> 00:36:26,764 and I keep my job because of her. 440 00:36:26,798 --> 00:36:31,769 You think I don't try to talk her out of these crazy things but I got no choice! 441 00:36:33,371 --> 00:36:35,440 You're fired, Earl. Trust me. 442 00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:44,282 (KNOCKING) 443 00:36:44,316 --> 00:36:45,350 Come in. 444 00:36:51,323 --> 00:36:53,525 Did you enjoy yourself today? 445 00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:55,860 Don't take that tone with me, Douglas. 446 00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:58,896 Look, this is just stupid, okay? 447 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:01,499 Which part? 448 00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,568 The part where I have to run away like a fugitive 449 00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:06,304 in order to have one hour's worth of privacy, 450 00:37:06,338 --> 00:37:09,040 or the part where I am spoken to like a child? 451 00:37:09,073 --> 00:37:11,809 I fired Earl. This has happened twice now. 452 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:15,046 No. 453 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:18,883 He is a driver in the employ of the Secret Service. 454 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,686 I can't do anything about the cook or the nurse. No, they work for you. 455 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,556 But this guy works for us, and he's gone! 456 00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:27,425 He works for you because I told you people to hire him. 457 00:37:27,459 --> 00:37:29,594 He's my chauffeur, and he's staying! 458 00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:32,864 (LAUGHS) 459 00:37:38,936 --> 00:37:44,409 You've got to let me leave this detail, Mrs. Carlisle. I can't do my job effectively. 460 00:37:44,442 --> 00:37:47,379 Whatever you like. You can go anytime you please. 461 00:37:50,047 --> 00:37:53,418 Thank you. You're welcome. 462 00:37:57,589 --> 00:37:59,791 Good-bye, Mrs. Carlisle. Good-bye. 463 00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:18,976 If I promise never to run away again, 464 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,412 will that do? 465 00:38:21,879 --> 00:38:25,149 Ma'am, I am truly sorry, but I... 466 00:38:25,182 --> 00:38:28,820 For God's sake, Doug, I only went for a little drive. 467 00:38:28,853 --> 00:38:30,588 It was a crazy thing to do. 468 00:38:30,622 --> 00:38:34,892 Yes, crazy, exactly. You should try it sometime, Douglas. 469 00:38:34,926 --> 00:38:36,894 You should try going crazy yourself. 470 00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,697 You should get a date. You should have a martini. 471 00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:41,833 You should drive with the top down. 472 00:38:41,866 --> 00:38:44,469 You should, better yet, give a tired, old widow a break. 473 00:38:47,572 --> 00:38:50,608 I am very sorry, Mrs. Carlisle, but the regulations... 474 00:38:50,642 --> 00:38:53,077 Oh, well, fine. Go. 475 00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:56,147 Whatever you want to do. Just leave. 476 00:38:56,180 --> 00:39:00,618 One less gunman lounging around my house. Take the whole bunch with you. 477 00:39:00,652 --> 00:39:04,689 We are not gunmen, Mrs. Carlisle. 478 00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:09,661 And since I am leaving for sure this time, I'd like to take this opportunity 479 00:39:09,694 --> 00:39:14,466 to remind you that you can refuse Secret Service protection anytime you want. 480 00:39:16,133 --> 00:39:17,969 But I believe you already know that. 481 00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:20,004 MRS. CARLISLE: That's brilliant, Doug. 482 00:39:20,037 --> 00:39:22,807 You think they'd really let me get away with that? 483 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,944 I don't know why not. Other people have done it. But I think you like it. 484 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:30,882 I think you like having seven men and no women agents, I notice, 485 00:39:30,915 --> 00:39:32,550 at your beck and call day and night! 486 00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:34,418 Get a date. 487 00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:36,521 How dare y