SLC Punk

You're like my brother. No. Get away. 584 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:59,865 All right. I'm not mad. Yeah. You're my friend, huh? 585 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,135 Give me a kiss. All right. 586 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,103 Here you go. 587 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,273 Hey, did I scare you? 588 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,241 It didn't scare me. 589 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,610 It was a joke, you know. 590 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,480 That's funny. Yeah. Okay. 591 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,582 Good one, buddy. Okay. 592 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:19,618 You shot the couch. You know what? I buy a new one. 593 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:24,923 Oh, there you go. I say we go out and steal a car, huh? 594 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,659 All right. Okay? Let's go. 595 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,928 Punk rock. Maybe you should just leave the gun, though. 596 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:34,032 STEVO: So Mark and Bob made up 'cause that's just how Mark was. 597 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:36,768 What could you do? Later he stole a car. 598 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:40,839 Not that he needed a car. He already had, like, three cars. 599 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,841 But I guess fun is fun. 600 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:46,212 We drove around for a while, got stoned, me and Mark. 601 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,347 Bob just drank beers. 602 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:51,750 We talked and had to listen to Mark's nonsense theories about everything. 603 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:55,954 You know what the funny thing is about Ronald Reagan? 604 00:35:56,021 --> 00:36:00,192 Actually, it's not that funny because the poor guy has only one testicle left. 605 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:04,062 No shit. It's true. I saw a picture once. 606 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:07,333 Fuck, dude! That explains a lot. 607 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,734 Ronnie. 608 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:15,207 The world has no way to clean itself. That's why there is so much dust. 609 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:20,078 There is this underground road, and it leads from Texas to D.C. 610 00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:24,550 You know what? They smuggle UFOs through there. 611 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,552 It's a bad thing. 612 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:29,087 Unidentified flying objects? 613 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:32,824 Did you know that dolphins are man-evolved? 614 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,860 Did you know that? 615 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,729 I saw once a half-dolphin, half-man in Greece. 616 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:41,800 STEVO: And as the night closed, Mark decided to dump the stolen car. 617 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,902 You know, evidence. 618 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,674 Sink. 619 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,147 Sink, you fool! 620 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,584 Hey, why won't she sink? 621 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,320 Well, it's 'cause it's the Great Salt Lake. 622 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:05,257 And? Yeah, dude. There's salt in it. 623 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,526 It's, like, the saltiest lake in the world. 624 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,796 It makes things buoyant, you know? Buoyant. It floats. 625 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,265 You've gotta be kidding me. 626 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,835 Sink, you fool! 627 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:21,039 You fuckin' stupid bastard lake! Sink! 628 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:26,144 What are you trying to do to me? All right. Okay. No, no, no. 629 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,147 That's okay. Let's go home. Guys! 630 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:31,650 I'm not done with you! 631 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:37,789 STEVO: But when all was said and done, Mark was an okay guy 632 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,959 and an evening with him was proof of anarchy. 633 00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:45,997 So we accepted him, and he came to our parties. 634 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:49,134 Hey, I'll catch you later, all right? 635 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,303 Not if I see you first. 636 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,205 I know what you're talking about. Excuse me. Can I get through? 637 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,676 Hey, Jen! Oh, I love your house. 638 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:00,045 Thank you. Hey, look it, Jennifer. Look it. 639 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,781 This is Jennifer. She's 17. She looks a lot older. 640 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,584 She looks older 'cause this lifestyle really hardens you. 641 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:08,354 It takes the piss out of you. And she's got this brother... 642 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:11,357 Easy over there! She's got this brother named Chris. 643 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:14,225 He's this death rock punk guy, and he's, like, 644 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,396 I don't know why I'm telling you about him 'cause you'll meet him later. 645 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:21,099 Now this girl, absolutely beautiful, sweet as pie 646 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:24,470 is the greatest child God ever put on this earth, 647 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:27,506 but you do not wanna mess with her when she hasn't had her medication 648 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:2...