School Dance

00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:01,740 ♪ Coulda been your punks But I got gypped 592 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:05,004 ♪ Your mamma pussy DOA That shit is stanky 593 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:06,832 ♪ How you put up with that stench? 594 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,312 ♪ Even Stinkfinger wouldn't get up in that bitch 595 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:10,836 ♪ Her pubic hair is like fucking on the Grinch 596 00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:12,315 ♪ Met your mamma freshman year 597 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,361 ♪ We've been fucking ever since 598 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:16,450 ♪ Nigga, ain't that about a bitch? 599 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,669 ♪ Look at your gear See that it's sort of rent 600 00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:21,150 ♪ Your pants so tight I can see your pussy print 601 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,500 ♪ Camel-toe Joe, let 'em know who you with 602 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,894 ♪ Be like Bernie Mac I'm the king of this comedy 603 00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,505 ♪ The back of your neck looks like grits Hominy 604 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:30,986 ♪ Your braids so old they singing Negro Spirituals, homie 605 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:33,336 ♪ Oh, nobody knows 606 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,904 ♪ Tell the truth Live honestly 607 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,385 ♪ Come out the closet with your promise ring 608 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:40,387 ♪ You call this gay? We happy, nigga! 609 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,563 ♪ But I just played your girl like an action figure ♪ 610 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:45,218 STUDENTS: Ooh!Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger! 611 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,481 Yo, J-Extra! Go on, blast these niggas. 612 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,004 [CROWD CHEERING] 613 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,920 JASON: Uh... 614 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,269 Yo. 615 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,272 Listen. 616 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,622 JULIAN: Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't Ranger material. 617 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,800 [CROWD JEERING] 618 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,714 [BELL RINGS] 619 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,108 PRINCIPAL ROGERS: Ahem! Students, did you think I'm playing? 620 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:08,154 I'm walking around here looking for you. 621 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:11,505 Get your little goat-smelling asses in your class. 622 00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:14,421 I'm out here working. I'm looking. Don't make me sneak up on you. 623 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:15,465 [ROARS] 624 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:21,036 I smell pussy or pot. 625 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:23,778 It's pot! 626 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,227 [IN HOARSE VOICE] Smoke weed every day. 627 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:41,230 Everyone, take out your poems and pass them to the front. 628 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:44,016 I hope you students ain't fronting on some bitch-ass shit 629 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,148 and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics. 630 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,758 I got all his albums. 631 00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:50,109 I fucks with Hov! 632 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,414 [R&B MUSIC PLAYING] 633 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,470 [RECORD SCRATCH] 634 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:08,779 Miss Moreno, late again. 635 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,694 Sorry, Ms. Billingsly. 636 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:14,307 You must think Billingsly is a punk bitch? 637 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,483 Because you are treating me like a bitch, 638 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,354 coming up in my class all late and shit! 639 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:21,096 Ms. Billingsly, it's not even like that. 640 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:24,447 And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh? 641 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,407 Well, actually, I have something... 642 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,582 Uh-huh? 643 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:32,847 [STAMMERING] 644 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:38,548 I mean, I liked it. It's formatted correctly. The words are beautiful. 645 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:40,246 You just forgot to put your name on it. 646 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,683 So, you didn't think it was too long? 647 00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,119 Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect. 648 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,121 Thanks! 649 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:53,215 Oh! You decided to actually do some work. 650 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,478 Well, I have got to hear this shit! 651 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:59,874 Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem. 652 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,486 What? [CHUCKLES]To the front of the class, Miss Moreno. 653 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,358 Ms. Billingsly...Don't talk back to a pimp! 654 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,099 Respect my gangsta! 655 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:17,805 [CLEARS THROAT] 656 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,071 "Admiring from afar 657 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,595 "Courting in secret 658 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:28,468 "Wishing for my star 659 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:31,427 "My prayers to keep it 660 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,736 "You are my star 661 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,694 "In the safety of my dreams 662 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,567 "You are my star 663 00:3...