The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them

That's... not my intention. 479 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,885 Then... please let me stop thinking about it. 480 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,166 Tragedy is a foreign country. 481 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,083 We don't know how to talk to the natives. 482 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,005 What are you talking about? 483 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,891 [door closes] 484 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,927 [footsteps approaching] 485 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,527 You know, there's this really cool thing called chairs. 486 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,047 Yeah, I heard about those. 487 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,965 It's actually not too shabby down here. 488 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,850 You OK? 489 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,571 Sure. 490 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,524 Liar. 491 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,370 Sure. 492 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,564 When's your next class? 493 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,290 It's yours. 494 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,491 Oh. 495 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,921 Do you like hamburgers? 496 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,927 I used to be a vegan. 497 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,448 Mostly 'cause my husband was a vegan. 498 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,685 Not that I don't agree with most of the tenets of vegan ideology, but... 499 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,286 ...he was one of those reformed socialists 500 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,569 who seemed sexy before the '60s started to fade. 501 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,563 Does he teach? 502 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,202 He won tenure at University of Oregon, and I got it here. 503 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,681 He went soft, I stayed hard. That was that. 504 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,603 - You have kids? - A son. 505 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,127 I'm not sure why people have kids. 506 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,491 You know, first there's the nine months of agony, 507 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,723 your body hurts, it's hot, it's cold, you crave pickles, 508 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,282 and there's no words to describe whatever the fuck labor is. 509 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,771 And then this little stranger comes out, 510 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,763 sucking every bit of life you have left in you, 511 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,448 and as soon as you're ready to jump out of a window, all of a sudden he smiles. 512 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,731 [chuckles] 513 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,287 Jesus Christ, this is good. 514 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,811 And whatever you do, however you do it, 515 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,487 however you imagine your child's life, or what kind of parent you'd be, 516 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,365 29 years later, he's in some shrink's office 517 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,091 accusing you of some stupid thing that you said or did 518 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,687 that for the life of you you can't remember saying or doing. 519 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,728 Tell me at your age, you're not taking classes out of boredom. 520 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,368 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 521 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,807 What was before this? 522 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,124 - Life in general. - Any kids? 523 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,726 Mmm-hmm. 524 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,321 Boy or girl? 525 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,360 - Boy. - Good luck. 526 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,045 [chuckling] Thanks. 527 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,921 Who's that man who chased you out of my classroom the other day? 528 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,201 He went soft, I stayed hard. That was that. 529 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,726 - Well, it's been real, everybody. - [Alexis] No, it hasn't. 530 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,690 Hey. Goddamn it. 531 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,330 Slow night? 532 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,130 Couple of people came in to use the bathroom. 533 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,645 How we doing? 534 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,771 Well, aside from being an endangered species, not so good. 535 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,564 Can you translate that for me, please? 536 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:31,122 Friday night, it's the only night we're making any money. 537 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,851 I... I've missed some bills, 538 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,480 and we can't cover the overhead. 539 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,122 - I see. - Yeah. 540 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,328 You got a plan B? 541 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,923 - Burger King? - [laughing] 542 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,969 Seriously. Come on, I want to show you something. 543 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,363 - This is the spreadsheet from... - No, no, I can't. Um... 544 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,691 [Conor whispers] Oh. 545 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,287 You got protection? 546 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,526 Shh. 547 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,284 - Viagra? - Please, be qui