The Wizard of Oz

because I don't eat a thing. 516 00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:34,891 And I won't try to manage things, because I can't think. 517 00:38:35,069 --> 00:38:36,480 Won't you take me with you? 518 00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:38,857 Why, of course I will. 519 00:38:39,741 --> 00:38:42,529 Hooray! We're off to see a wizard! 520 00:38:42,702 --> 00:38:45,114 You're not starting out very well. 521 00:38:45,288 --> 00:38:47,403 Oh, I'll try. Really, I will. 522 00:38:47,581 --> 00:38:48,787 -To Oz? -To Oz. 523 00:38:49,124 --> 00:38:51,616 BOTH [SINGING]: <i>We're off to see the Wizard</i> 524 00:38:51,794 --> 00:38:53,410 <i>The wonderful Wizard of Oz</i> 525 00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:57,000 <i>We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was</i> 526 00:38:57,174 --> 00:39:00,633 <i>If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because</i> 527 00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:04,170 <i>Because, because, because, because, because</i> 528 00:39:04,347 --> 00:39:07,089 <i>Because of the wonderful things he does</i> 529 00:39:07,934 --> 00:39:14,227 <i>We're off to see the wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz</i> 530 00:39:25,285 --> 00:39:26,491 DOROTHY: Oh. 531 00:39:27,287 --> 00:39:29,449 Apples. 532 00:39:29,789 --> 00:39:32,406 Oh, look. 533 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:35,578 Oh. 534 00:39:38,547 --> 00:39:39,582 Ouch! 535 00:39:40,048 --> 00:39:41,959 What do you think you're doing? 536 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,504 We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and… 537 00:39:47,932 --> 00:39:49,262 Did you say something? 538 00:39:49,433 --> 00:39:51,424 -She was hungry. -TREE: She was hungry. 539 00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:55,640 How would like to have someone come along and pick something off of you? 540 00:39:55,814 --> 00:40:00,149 Oh, dear. I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas. 541 00:40:00,319 --> 00:40:01,855 Come along, Dorothy. 542 00:40:02,029 --> 00:40:04,316 You don't want any of those apples. Hmm. 543 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,698 Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? 544 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:10,525 Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms. 545 00:40:10,703 --> 00:40:11,864 Oh, you. 546 00:40:12,038 --> 00:40:13,278 [DOROTHY SCREAMING] 547 00:40:16,709 --> 00:40:18,951 [WHISPERS] I'll show you how to get apples. 548 00:40:21,172 --> 00:40:22,708 DOROTHY: Oh! Oh! 549 00:40:25,301 --> 00:40:29,169 SCARECROW: Hooray! I guess that did it. Help yourself. 550 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:42,894 [CLANGING] 551 00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:56,244 Why, it's a man. 552 00:40:56,998 --> 00:40:59,831 A man made out of tin. 553 00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,992 Yes. 554 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:04,378 Look. 555 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,255 [TIN MAN SQUEALING] 556 00:41:08,176 --> 00:41:09,882 Did you say something? 557 00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:11,884 [TIN MAN SQUEALS] 558 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:13,878 He said "oilcan." 559 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:17,720 -Oil can what? -Oilcan? 560 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,052 Oh, here it is. 561 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,781 Where do you want to be oiled first? 562 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,560 [SQUEALS] 563 00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:27,600 He said his mouth. 564 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:32,905 The other side. 565 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,157 [JAW SQUEAKING] 566 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,081 Mm… Mm… Mm… 567 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,209 My goodness. I can talk again. Oh. 568 00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:50,168 Oil my arms, please. Oil my elbows. 569 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,752 DOROTHY: Here. 570 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,008 [TIN MAN MOANING] 571 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:58,680 -Did that hurt? -No, it feels wonderful. 572 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,217 I've held that ax up for ages. 573 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:06,059 Goodness. How did you ever get like this? 574 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,724 Well, about a year ago 575 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,687 I was chopping that tree 576 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,727 when suddenly it began to rain. 577 00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:16,898 And right in the middle of a chop, I rusted solid. 578 00:42:17,075 --> 00:42:19,783 And I've been that way ever since. 579 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:24,496 Well, you're perfect now. 580 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:26,577 My neck. My neck. 581 00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:28,115 Perfect? 582 00:42:28,294 --> 00:42:30,787 Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect. 583 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:33,585 Go ahead, bang on it. 584 00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:35,378 [KNOCKING ECHOES] 585 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:38,260 Beautiful. What an echo. 586 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,341 It's empty. 587 00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:44,341 The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart. 588 00:42:44,643 --> 00:42:46,259 -No heart? -No heart? 589 00:42:46,729 --> 00:42:48,390 No heart. 590 00:42:48,564 --> 00:42:50,805 All hollow. 591 00:42...