Look Who's Talking

560 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:11,562 - Oh! Thank you. - That's it. You have some exotic baby disease, 561 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,864 and I look like the lead in night of the living dead. 562 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:20,287 And your father deserted us so that he could pork his interior decorator. 563 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:24,616 I think you can safely say that it can't get any worse. 564 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:26,247 Rosie: Hello! 565 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,874 I was wrong. 566 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,586 Where's my grandson? 567 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,049 There he is. 568 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,594 Hello, Mikey. Do you know who I am? 569 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,895 Uh, no, actually, I don't. 570 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,813 I'm your grandma. 571 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:50,893 Okay, lady. If you say so, you're my grandma. 572 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,479 - Yes, I am. - So, what do you want from me? 573 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,952 Who's got a wet tushy? 574 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:02,831 I give up. 575 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:07,413 Tushy, tushy, tushy... 576 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:12,043 Mikey: After a new diaper, I really like some of that white stuff on me, okay? All right? 577 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,294 Have you got it? There it is. 578 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,128 Put some on me. Come on. 579 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,797 Just give it to me and I'll put it on. 580 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,635 Come here. Let me get my hands on it and I'll put it on. 581 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,310 Thank you. 582 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,606 - There we go. - You put way too much powder on him. 583 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:33,436 Why don't you get out of this house? I'm gonna give Mikey a little bath. 584 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:36,442 Then we're gonna have a "bubba." 585 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,864 A what? 586 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,402 L 587 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,657 Oh, yeah, she's gone. 588 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:55,374 If love didn't exist, what guy would you get to be your kid's father? 589 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:59,131 Someone with a small mouth and good hair, broad shoulders... 590 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:03,807 No, what kind of man do you want to stick around and help raise your child? 591 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:06,009 Are there men who do that? 592 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,016 I know what I'm looking for. 593 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:13,146 A guy who's not married, not into drugs, not an alcoholic, 594 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:16,194 not a deadbeat, but who doesn't work 20 hours a day. 595 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:19,193 - And cute. - Cute is not a consideration. 596 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,364 Come on! 597 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,818 Cute is of absolutely no importance. 598 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,779 Mollie: You're my first date since my baby was born. 599 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,408 This looks delicious. I've heard great things... 600 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,242 Helen, or whatever, uh... 601 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:35,206 What is this? I asked for well-done this is raw. 602 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:39,339 I asked for no dressing! This is covered with slop. 603 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,135 What are you deaf or something?! 604 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:45,556 Who do you have to kill to get those rolls I see on the other tables? 605 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,635 A "c" in algebra? 606 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:53,099 How many times did we go over and over and over and over those logarithms?! 607 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,559 What are you, some kind of an idiot?! 608 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:59,146 Mollie: I've never dated anyone from the health club before. 609 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,153 But I said, "what the hell? You gotta take a chance sometime." 610 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,155 I'm not so sure about that ahem. 611 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:10,036 Excuse me. This fork is dirty, this plate looks spotty 612 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:13,618 and there's something floating around in this water. 613 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:16,705 Have you checked your water? What's in there. 614 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,291 Mikey, what is this mess? 615 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:23,174 Why are white socks in the same row with colored socks? 616 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:27,758 And what are school shirts doing mixed up with after-school shirts? 617 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:31,015 You're not going anywhere till this is straightened up. 618 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:44,487 - Somebody call for a cab? - Yeah. Small world, huh? 619 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,944 Yeah more mail for Vincent ubriacco. 620 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,494 - I don't even know him. - . Et me have them. 621 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:55,793 All you do is put them up here and the postman will take care of them. 622 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,332 Good to see you. 623 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,960 It's good seeing you too. 624 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,467 See you. 625 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,425 You son of a bitch! You're stealing