Bros

786 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,739 Yeah, Josh Evans from high school. 787 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,491 I actually ran into him and his fiancée on the street the other day. 788 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,453 <i>Well, they just broke up. And you wanna know why?</i> 789 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,371 <i>Because he's gay.</i> 790 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:51,209 Josh Ev... No. 791 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,670 <i>I'm definitely embarrassed about how long this has taken me,</i> 792 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,798 <i>but I'm told people do this in their own time.</i> 793 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:01,093 <i>I've been empowered by my hero, Colton Underwood,</i> 794 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,845 <i>to say that, as it turns out,</i> 795 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:04,889 <i>I'm gay.</i> 796 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,352 {\an8}<i>And like this post if you like that I'm gay. Peace.</i> 797 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,563 Holy shit. 798 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:15,608 So we started going back and forth for a while, 799 00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:18,778 and then at the end, I was just like, "Why don't you call the album <i>Lemonade</i>?" 800 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,492 [Wanda clears throat] Bobby? When you're ready. 801 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,827 - What? - When you're ready. 802 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,162 Sorry. 803 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,583 Okay. People wonder if America is ready for its first gay president. 804 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,294 I say, we already had one. 805 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,213 For the final wing, please consider, 806 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,675 The Lincoln Letters: A Gay American Love Story. 807 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:44,220 For years, historians have speculated about Lincoln's sexuality. 808 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:48,307 He shared a bed and exchanged intimate letters with multiple men over the years, 809 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,685 including Joshua Speed and David Derickson. 810 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,228 Okay, I'm stopping you. 811 00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:54,480 Bobby, it won't work. You can't say Lincoln was gay. 812 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:55,648 Why? 813 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:57,900 There's no way to confirm those were sexual relationships. 814 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,610 There's no evidence of love. 815 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,862 Of course there's no evidence of love, Robert. 816 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,740 We weren't allowed to exist. How would we have enough evidence? 817 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,285 Lincoln was married to a woman and had four children. 818 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,537 He was not gay, Bobby. 819 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,705 He might have been bi. 820 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,789 I am telling you! 821 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:15,501 We have let the world erase gay love stories since the beginning of time. 822 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:19,422 This is our chance to reject the shame and restore the truth. 823 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:21,382 And if we don't do this, we're letting them win. 824 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,467 We're letting the heterosexual terrorists win. 825 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,511 - The heterosexual terrorists? - That's right. 826 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:27,430 There are also gay terrorists. 827 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:31,100 And there are bi terrorists, okay? There are many bisexual terrorists. 828 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,852 Okay, there are trans terrorists too. 829 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:33,936 Caitlyn Jenner. 830 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,522 [Wanda] Enough, people. Let's vote on it. 831 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,109 Okay. 832 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:45,114 Looks like we have two votes for The Great Bisexuals of the World. 833 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,574 Thank you, someone. 834 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,826 And three votes for The Lincoln Letters. Lincoln wins. 835 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:51,203 Yes! Thank you. Thank you. 836 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,958 - Debra Messing is in the building. - [all gasp] 837 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,002 [Robert] Yes, my girl. 838 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:02,006 - Are you okay? Debra Messing. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 839 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,633 Okay. Wish me luck. 840 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,511 Miss Messing. 841 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,680 Oh, please call me Debra. 842 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:13,684 Oh! I love this space. How did you find it? 843 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,354 Oh. God. How did we find it? 844 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,023 Um... I don't know. I'm sorry. 845 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,191 Are you okay, dear? 846 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,651 - You seem a little flustered. - [Bobby chuckles] 847 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,863 Trust me. I know I'm Debra Messing, but I'm only human. 848 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,325 [laughs] Right. Um, no, I'm fine. It's a... 849 00:39:29,