Men in Black II

In Rhythmic Cadence ] 437 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:41,720 [ Responding Rhythmically In Alien Language ] 438 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:44,623 [ Continues In Alien Language ] 439 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,827 Why do you think you're so comfortable here? 440 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:26,933 Just about everybody who works in the post office is an alien. 441 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,868 <i>* (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)</i> 442 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:30,602 <i>* That's all I need </i> 443 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:33,372 <i>* To get</i> <i>to where I'm goin' *</i> 444 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,875 <i>* Fast </i> <i>No smoking</i> . 445 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,745 <i>* Speed demon *</i> 446 00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:42,915 <i>* I could hear the-- *</i> 447 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,217 [ Engine Cranks ] [ Pumping Accelerator Pedal ] 448 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,719 - Kay. - My wife and I went to Las Vegas. 449 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,322 We saw Siegfried and Roy fly a white tiger around a room. 450 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,324 Your act is nothing special, Junior. 451 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,727 When you look up at the stars, you get a feeling in your gut 452 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,030 like you don't know who you are, like you know more 453 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,699 about what's going on out there than you do down here. 454 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,902 That's why she left you, Kay. 455 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,037 That's why your wife left you. 456 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:10,376 [ Snorting ] Okay, I'll tell you what. 457 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:14,480 You decide you wanna know who you really are, you come take a ride with me. 458 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,416 If not, people are waiting for their TV Guides. 459 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,889 [ Frank ] Think he'll bite? 460 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,524 [ Remote Chirps ] 461 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,228 [ Chirp ] 462 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:32,431 I'm just going for a ride. If things don't add up, it's hasta luego. 463 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,233 Hey, Kay. 464 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,136 How's it hangin? 465 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,387 -Good to see you, Kay. -Good to see you too. 466 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:58,357 Whoever you are. 467 00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:02,661 Well, let's see what you got here, chief. 468 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,473 Welcome back, Agent Kay. 469 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,646 - Agent Kay. - Greetings, Kay. 470 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:24,683 <i>(MAN)</i> <i>Wow, look who's back.</i> 471 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,353 Don't mean to bother you, Agent Jay, but-- Oh, my God, you're Agent Kay. 472 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:30,356 -That's what they tell me. -This really is an honor. Gee. Agent Gee. 473 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,159 The legend. The most respected agent in the history of M.I.B. 474 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,761 The most feared human in the universe-- in the flesh! 475 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,730 Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee sometime, hear some old war stories? 476 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,567 -Black with two sugars, if you're goin'. -An honor. 477 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:47,039 -Yeah, I'll take a, uh... My man! -(MAN) Good to see you, Kay! 478 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,709 - How'd it go? - Zed, the Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed. 479 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,544 -Good work. -Zed? 480 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,181 What about that position you promised me in Men In Black? 481 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,850 Still working on the alien affirmative action program. I'll keep you posted. 482 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,054 <i>-Wait a minute. That's not</i> <i>what you promised me.</i> -Y-You're breaking up <i>.</i> 483 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:04,090 <i>-Zed? Hello?</i> Can't hear you. I'll call you back. 484 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,993 I could be Agent Em. Zed, you-- 485 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,061 (DIAL TONE) Kay. 486 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:13,465 Earth might be in a bad way, and you may be the only one who can save it. 487 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,467 Well, neither rain, sleet, snow-- 488 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:19,738 Good man. Get him armed, up to speed and over to deneuralyzation. 489 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,275 Frank? Yeah? 490 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,512 - I'm gonna need them together on this one. - Ouch. 491 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,480 I'm looking for a new assistant. 492 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:31,717 - It's not field work, but you get better dental. - Dental? 493 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,421 This is the tech unit. 494 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,757 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room. 495 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,626 What's this? 496 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:44,330 (SCREAMING) All is lost! All is lost! 497 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:47,499 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) Don't touch that! 498 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:48,900 I didn't do anything. 499 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:...