Men in Black

Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. This is a fascinating little gadget. 489 00:35:14,971 --> 00:35:18,841 It's gonna replace CDs soon. Guess I'll have to buy the White Album again. 490 00:35:18,975 --> 00:35:20,743 That is a lot of fun. It's a universal translator. 491 00:35:20,876 --> 00:35:23,012 We're not even supposed to have it and I'll tell you why. 492 00:35:23,145 --> 00:35:26,916 Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease 493 00:35:27,049 --> 00:35:28,851 in some of the better galaxies. 494 00:35:28,985 --> 00:35:30,920 That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? 495 00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:33,189 Hey, what's this thing? Don't touch that ball! 496 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,792 JAY: Okay! Just keep calm. 497 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:43,232 Just be... Relax! Okay! Watch your head! Somebody get him some ice! 498 00:35:43,366 --> 00:35:46,902 Look out... Move! Just move when it's coming at you! 499 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:56,112 Oh, damn! I will pay for that! 500 00:35:56,245 --> 00:35:57,380 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 501 00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:11,160 This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. 502 00:36:11,293 --> 00:36:13,729 A practical joke by the Great Attracter. 503 00:36:13,863 --> 00:36:16,699 He thought it was funny as hell. 504 00:36:16,832 --> 00:36:21,003 Sorry, y'all. It was an accident. Sorry. 505 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:25,841 Observation, the heart of our little endeavor. Meet the twins, Biblup and Bob. 506 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:29,712 This map shows the location of every registered alien on Earth at any given time. 507 00:36:29,845 --> 00:36:32,114 Some of them under constant surveillance. 508 00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:34,316 Everyone on those screens is an alien. 509 00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:38,254 In public, they're as normal as you are, but in private, well... 510 00:36:38,387 --> 00:36:40,322 You'll get the idea. 511 00:36:40,456 --> 00:36:42,091 Oh, man! 512 00:36:42,224 --> 00:36:44,860 Doesn't make any sense, does it? 513 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,030 Well, no, it makes perfect sense! 514 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,499 When I was in third grade, everybody told me I was crazy, 515 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:53,803 but I knew our teacher had to be from, like, Venus or something like that. 516 00:36:53,936 --> 00:36:58,074 Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons. 517 00:36:58,207 --> 00:37:04,280 Revolve. Class be quiet and pay attention! 518 00:37:04,413 --> 00:37:08,718 If I have to tell you one more time... 519 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:11,887 Edwards, let's put it on! 520 00:37:12,822 --> 00:37:13,956 Put what on? 521 00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:16,125 The last suit you'll ever wear. 522 00:37:28,971 --> 00:37:34,110 ZED: You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services. 523 00:37:34,243 --> 00:37:40,716 You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. 524 00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:44,820 From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. 525 00:37:44,954 --> 00:37:47,223 You will not stand out in any way. 526 00:37:47,356 --> 00:37:53,129 Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. 527 00:37:53,262 --> 00:37:56,766 You are a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, 528 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,034 and dismissed just as quickly. 529 00:37:59,168 --> 00:38:03,339 You don't exist. You were never even born. 530 00:38:03,472 --> 00:38:09,044 Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue. 531 00:38:09,178 --> 00:38:11,247 You are no longer part of the system. 532 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:13,115 You are above the system. 533 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:16,318 Over it. Beyond it. 534 00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:19,522 We're "them." We're "they." 535 00:38:19,655 --> 00:38:22,358 We are the Men in Black. 536 00:38:29,431 --> 00:38:32,368 JAY: You know what the difference is between you and me? 537 00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:36,472 I make this look good. 538 00:38:39,074 --> 00:38:41,443 ROSENBERG: We're gonna go for a little ride, you and me. 539 00:38:41,577 --> 00:38:45,080 I'll put you down here for just a minute, then Daddy'll be right back. 540 00:39:16,412 --> 00:39:19,215 Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride. 541 00:39:19,348 --> 00:39:23,419 And we're gonna meet one of Daddy's friends and you're gonna like him a lot. 542 00:39:26,589 --> 00:39:28,657 Okay, let's see. 543 00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:32,561 Bee, we've got the deposed sur-prefect of Sinalee 544 00:39:32,695 --> 00:39:35,664 touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight. 545 00:39:35,798 --> 00:39:37,600 Humanoid? 546 00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:42,071 You wish. Bring a sponge. And, here. Red letter from last night. 547 00:39:42,204 --> 00:39:45,941 We had an unauthorized landing somewhere in upstate New York. 548 00:39:...