The Wretched

I fell out of a second-story window. 289 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:30,566 I snuck into my neighbor's house to steal some Vicodin. 290 00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:32,635 I went in the medicine cabinet 291 00:27:32,637 --> 00:27:34,870 and... they came home 292 00:27:34,872 --> 00:27:37,108 so I climbed out the window. 293 00:27:39,777 --> 00:27:43,147 That's... how you broke your arm? 294 00:27:44,349 --> 00:27:47,350 - You jumped? - I guess. 295 00:27:47,352 --> 00:27:49,151 I barely remember that part. 296 00:27:49,153 --> 00:27:51,787 - It was kinda stupid. - It sounds pretty stupid. 297 00:27:51,789 --> 00:27:52,890 Mm. 298 00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:55,824 Alright, okay, your turn. 299 00:27:55,826 --> 00:27:58,095 That is not the deal. 300 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,566 Ahh! 301 00:28:04,568 --> 00:28:06,168 Fine. 302 00:28:06,170 --> 00:28:09,507 This was a while ago. 303 00:28:11,709 --> 00:28:13,711 Hannah Montana. 304 00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:19,382 I, come on, I, I bare my soul to you 305 00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:20,883 and you give me Hannah Montana? 306 00:28:20,885 --> 00:28:24,321 I wore an orange wig to school all of fourth grade 307 00:28:24,323 --> 00:28:27,058 and I made everybody call me by my stage name. 308 00:28:30,262 --> 00:28:31,994 Dakota Starcrush. 309 00:28:33,831 --> 00:28:38,035 - And why? Why'd you stop? - 'Cause the wig started to smell like butt. 310 00:28:41,406 --> 00:28:42,905 That's pretty awesome. 311 00:28:42,907 --> 00:28:44,742 You're pretty awesome. 312 00:28:45,743 --> 00:28:48,610 Starkis crush, Starcrush. 313 00:30:29,347 --> 00:30:30,614 Here. 314 00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:32,917 It's water. 315 00:30:38,155 --> 00:30:39,422 Here. Come on. 316 00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:54,537 Are you coming? 317 00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:57,641 I can't get my cast wet. 318 00:31:07,685 --> 00:31:09,019 Shit. 319 00:31:14,191 --> 00:31:15,659 Ooh, cold. 320 00:31:20,231 --> 00:31:21,399 What's your name? 321 00:31:25,337 --> 00:31:26,768 Whoa, hey, whoa. 322 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:28,772 Whoa, jeez. Ha. 323 00:31:30,609 --> 00:31:33,144 - Come on. - Now you've been skinny dipping. 324 00:31:34,945 --> 00:31:36,981 Alright, okay, I get it. 325 00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:43,020 Relax. 326 00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:55,232 Eyes closed. 327 00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:03,441 I can hear you swimming. 328 00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:05,843 Marco. 329 00:32:07,579 --> 00:32:09,711 Polo. 330 00:32:09,713 --> 00:32:11,914 Hey, there, turtle dick. 331 00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:13,251 Little cold in there, buddy? 332 00:32:14,785 --> 00:32:15,984 Just give me my shirt. 333 00:32:15,986 --> 00:32:18,022 Sorry. It was just a dare. 334 00:32:19,658 --> 00:32:22,258 You're such an asshole. 335 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:24,396 - <i>What? It's funny.</i> - <i>You're just being a dick.</i> 336 00:32:30,201 --> 00:32:31,403 Fuck off. 337 00:32:48,286 --> 00:32:49,254 Oh. 338 00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:51,989 <i>Hey, sweetie.</i> 339 00:32:52,923 --> 00:32:54,624 I'm not tough as nails, mom. 340 00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:56,024 Oh, it's okay, baby. 341 00:32:56,026 --> 00:32:58,195 Come here. Come in here. 342 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,168 - Better? - Mm-hmm. 343 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:42,400 Hey. 344 00:34:54,144 --> 00:34:57,313 Oh, God. Hey, are you okay? 345 00:34:57,315 --> 00:34:59,214 I've been looking all over goddamn everywhere for you. 346 00:34:59,216 --> 00:35:00,783 Hey, did you, did you see her? 347 00:35:00,785 --> 00:35:02,251 What? Who? 348 00:35:02,253 --> 00:35:04,356 It was the neighbor. I.. 349 00:35:06,524 --> 00:35:07,623 Where were you? 350 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:09,361 I was, I was at a party. 351 00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,664 Come on. 352 00:35:14,499 --> 00:35:15,467 <i>Ben!</i> 353 00:35:29,947 --> 00:35:31,581 Sorry. 354 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,483 I had a terrible night, if it's any consolation. 355 00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:35,217 I raised you better than this shit. Come on, Ben. 356 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,520 - You're smarter than this. - You and mom raised me. 357 00:35:37,522 --> 00:35:39,121 Maybe you both should stop patting 358 00:35:39,123 --> 00:35:40,490 yourselves on the backs, alright? 359 00:35:40,492 --> 00:35:42,891 I just missed a stupid fucking dinner. 360 00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:44,761 Sit! 361 00:35:44,763 --> 00:35:46,094 You are going to apologize. 362 00:35:46,096 --> 00:35:47,764 I said I'm sorry. 363 00:35:47,766 --> 00:35:49,131 I'm going to bed. 364 00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:52,502 You are gonna sit there and apologize to Sara! 365 00:35:52,504 --> 00:35:55,838 I'm not apologizing to some bitch you're sleeping with. 366 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,309 I'm... just gonna head out. 367 00:36:02,146 --> 00:36:05,113 I, um, I should go. It's.. 368 00:36:05,115 --> 00:36:06,948 - <i>I'm sorry.</i> - <i>It's fine.</i> 369 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,384 <i>We'll talk tomorrow.</i> 370 00:36:08,386 --> 00:36:10,555 You missed a good dinner. 371 00:36:34,879 --> 00:36:36,448 Oh, shit. 372 0