Gretel & Hansel

Do you smell that? 231 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,140 Gretel, it smells of cake. 232 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,480 - Hey. - Let go of me! 233 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:42,736 Gretel, it smells of cake, and I'm unable to resist. 234 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,076 Gretel, I need food. 235 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,791 - Stay where I can see you. - They have a slide. 236 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,960 Yet I don't see any children. 237 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,505 It also smells of bacon, you know. 238 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,555 Look in through the window or something. 239 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,413 Well? What is there? 240 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,708 Only heaven. 241 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,255 What? 242 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,640 Gretel, look and see. 243 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,193 Hansel. 244 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,076 Brother! 245 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:30,278 You must be the sister I've heard so much about. 246 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:33,865 Careful with that, dear. 247 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:38,036 I'd hate for you to start something you can't stop. 248 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,630 We never intended to steal from you, missus. 249 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,965 "Missus"? Think I'm married? 250 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,468 See you a ball and chain at my heel? 251 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:57,639 But tell me how you came to be in my woods, 252 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,852 and so charmingly unchaperoned. 253 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,146 Our mother has come upon hardship. 254 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,566 Usually the first thing a mother comes upon. 255 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,820 - My sister won't go to the convent. - Be quiet. 256 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,197 I very much doubt that a convent is the place 257 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,700 for a girl with action in her bones, 258 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,496 even if there's hardly any meat on those action bones. 259 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,374 Aren't you expecting guests? 260 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,293 Guests? I'd rather have roaches. 261 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:37,470 Just checking, to be sure you're not crawling with louses 262 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,181 before you put your heads on any pillows of mine. 263 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:41,266 Ouch. 264 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,821 You're clean enough. 265 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,701 Now, eat. And rest. 266 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,203 Beds have already been made up for you. 267 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:03,913 Thank you. 268 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:09,461 But really, we'll stop briefly but we must be on our way. 269 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:13,923 Milk, good for bones. 270 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:37,614 A hair here, a hair there. 271 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:58,259 My eyes are too big for my stomach, obviously. 272 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,805 And your mouth is too big for your mouth, obviously. 273 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,540 <i>My mother, she killed me.</i> 274 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,961 <i>My mother, she ate me.</i> 275 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,382 <i>What a pretty bird am I.</i> 276 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,969 <i>What a pretty bird am I.</i> 277 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,723 <i>What a pretty bird am I.</i> 278 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,225 No! 279 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,119 Your breakfast. 280 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,249 No morning beasts for you, my pretty? 281 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:55,209 No, thank you, ma'am. 282 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,962 She can keep all the world's vegetables, 283 00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:01,174 while I eat only meat and grow strong like an ox. 284 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,135 She'll grow strong enough. 285 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:08,473 Just as the ox, with his vegetable-made bones, 286 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:12,644 pulls the cart, and the fat man who sits atop it. 287 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:23,571 Well, another one bites the dust. 288 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,947 May I not help you with that? 289 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,367 What's this, dear? 290 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,869 Only to say surely in exchange for your generosity, 291 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:33,414 I might offer to be the one out of the two of us to get down on the ground. 292 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,584 Now, that's a new idea. 293 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:39,796 I can bake and launder, turn down beds, 294 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:44,926 or tend to any, animals that might need tending. 295 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,552 And I can chop wood. 296 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:48,638 - He can learn. - Well, I could. 297 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:52,100 Typically I'm not in the habit of employing children, 298 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,603 but in this case it does seem a fair trade. 299 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,148 Only until we set off again to find a thing more permanent.