Misbehaviour

485 00:31:41,556 --> 00:31:45,689 The girl who wins this thing is gonna take home $6,000, 486 00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:48,257 maybe even earn 30 more. 487 00:31:49,589 --> 00:31:51,357 Just accept that the female of the species... 488 00:31:51,457 --> 00:31:53,723 - Country? - Grenada. 489 00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:57,390 ...and the smart girl just has to work out how to wiggle around them. 490 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:01,457 If being smart is all it takes, 491 00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:05,256 then how come no black girl has ever won this competition? 492 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,524 Maybe sometimes wiggling isn't enough. 493 00:32:11,523 --> 00:32:14,722 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you couldn't win. 494 00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:22,023 Nice big smiles. Teeth. 495 00:32:23,322 --> 00:32:25,057 Nice tight bottoms. 496 00:32:26,022 --> 00:32:29,391 So, ladies, a big Mecca welcome to you all. 497 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:31,223 We're delighted to have you with us. 498 00:32:31,323 --> 00:32:34,424 Remember, you're the most beautiful girls in the world. 499 00:32:34,523 --> 00:32:36,390 - All right? Bring them in. - Teeth. 500 00:32:51,356 --> 00:32:54,391 - Look over here, love. - Hello, London! 501 00:32:54,491 --> 00:32:56,789 - Miss Sweden. - Miss Sweden. Show us your legs. 502 00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:58,656 - Miss Sweden. - Go on, show us those blue eyes. 503 00:32:58,755 --> 00:33:01,157 - Miss France! - Miss Sweden, over here, love. 504 00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:05,423 - Give us a smile, girl. - Miss Sweden. 505 00:33:05,523 --> 00:33:08,157 Give us a wink, love. Over here. 506 00:33:08,256 --> 00:33:11,689 Are you nervous or excited about being the bookies' favourite? 507 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,356 Nervous? Not particularly. 508 00:33:14,457 --> 00:33:16,124 - Miss UK. - That's it, lovely. 509 00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:17,324 Hello. 510 00:33:17,457 --> 00:33:20,323 - Blow us a kiss. - Yes, thank you. Clear a path, gents. 511 00:33:22,789 --> 00:33:24,556 There. 512 00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:26,722 How about an arm around each other, girls? 513 00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:31,157 So which one are you, love? 514 00:33:31,256 --> 00:33:34,390 Well, I'm Miss South Africa, and she's Miss... 515 00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:41,223 I think you're Miss South Africa and I'm Miss Africa South, aren't I? 516 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,189 Anti-apartheid spokesmen are g 517 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,156 South Africa should be banned from the competition. 518 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,523 Where do you both stand on that? 519 00:33:46,622 --> 00:33:49,056 Back home, you wouldn't be allowed in the same bus... 520 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:51,556 That's quite e. You know the r. 521 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,722 Let's leave pos to the politic. 522 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:56,290 - It's a perfectly... - Thank you. 523 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:59,190 For Pete's sake! Show us your legs, Julia. 524 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:02,722 Oi, oi, oi, oi! She's the organising director, you disrespectful little toad. 525 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,357 - It's a perfectly valid... - Get him out. 526 00:34:04,456 --> 00:34:07,323 - It's a valid question. - Come on. Come on. 527 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:19,391 "Anti-apartheid campaigners have described the decision 528 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:23,057 to include both a white and black South African contestat 529 00:34:23,157 --> 00:34:26,622 as a spineless attempt to whitewash a monstrous regime." 530 00:34:26,722 --> 00:34:29,756 Oh, that rag! It's only fit for chip. 531 00:34:29,856 --> 00:34:31,623 It's the same in all of them. 532 00:34:34,455 --> 00:34:37,089 Which judges do we have so far? 533 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:40,156 Oh, Joan Collins, Glen Campbell, 534 00:34:40,256 --> 00:34:42,323 the executive from the BBC. 535 00:34:42,423 --> 00:34:45,256 And... Oh, God, that folksy Danish singer. 536 00:34:45,356 --> 00:34:47,023 - What's her name? - Nina. 537 00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:54,190 You know, sometimes I think for Eric it will forever be the 1950s. 538 00:34:57,223 --> 00:34:58,523 Well... 539 00:34:58,623 --> 00:35:03,590 I'm afraid we must either adapt or die. 540 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:07,156 Right. 541 00:35:07,256 --> 00:35:09,223 Anyone who thinks this isn't a good idea? 542 00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:11,655 - No. - Anyone against? 543 00:35:11,755 --> 00:35:14,223 What about trying to find some other women's groups from out of town? 544 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,757 Definitely. The more the merrier. 545 00:35:16,857 --> 00:35:18,623 Hazel Twort from Peckham R. 546 00:35:18,722 --> 00:35:22,523 We'd like to know which group released this communiqué to the press. 547 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,023 I don't think it came from our group. 548 00:35:27,323 --> 00:35:31,056 Er... Jo Ro