The Many Saints of Newark

00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:34,765 Where's Candy tonight? 599 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,133 Migraine. 600 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,935 Again with the migraine. 601 00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,070 Keep a close eye on that one. 602 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,906 She keeps disappearing, she's probably fucking some Tom, Dick and Harry. 603 00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,641 Found a new gravy train. 604 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,608 A guy checks into a hotel, calls up the front desk, "I got a leak in the sink." 605 00:45:48,632 --> 00:45:49,913 Clerk says, "Go ahead. 606 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,416 Customer's always right." 607 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:55,085 Yeah, that was funnier when Henny Youngman told it. 608 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:56,043 No, no, don't... Don't. 609 00:45:56,067 --> 00:45:57,154 Just leave it the way it is. 610 00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:01,125 I wonder what the origin of the sobriquet "Gravy Train" is. 611 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:03,327 They named it after the dog food. 612 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,995 I don't know about you, Junior. 613 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,331 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 614 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,833 you're worried about the origin of "Gravy Train"? 615 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,069 Oh! 616 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,971 Oh, smile, My Brother. 617 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,843 White flight. 618 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,579 Oh! It's Hopalong Che Si Dice. 619 00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:23,847 Whatever the fuck that means. 620 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:25,433 Hey! Language. 621 00:46:25,457 --> 00:46:27,584 There's ladies here. 622 00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:29,186 What can I get you? 623 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:32,156 Bartender's special tonight, for the ladies: Pink Squirrel. 624 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,525 Courvoisier and Coke. Water back. 625 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,694 That what they drink on the plantation? 626 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:42,933 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 627 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,769 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 628 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,437 Hey, come on. 629 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,486 It's Dickie's business. Let it go, Paulie. 630 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,655 What the fuck's the matter with you? 631 00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,523 You got a murder warrant over your head. 632 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,026 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 633 00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,061 So where's your mule? Get going. 634 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,030 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 635 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,899 How much? A grand. 636 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:19,369 All right, I'll tell you what. 637 00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:24,208 I'm gonna give you five C's. Yeah? 638 00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:26,677 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 639 00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:28,579 No, I want to pay you back. 640 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,337 Ah, it's better this way. 641 00:47:29,361 --> 00:47:32,766 You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, I don't gotta chase you down. 642 00:47:32,790 --> 00:47:33,917 Won't come between us. 643 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,053 So I guess this is goodbye. 644 00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,862 Yeah, you said your goodbye, so go. 645 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:06,850 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 646 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,127 Brought you that record you wanted. 647 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:20,030 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 648 00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:21,798 What's this? 649 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,425 Al Hirt. Trumpet. 650 00:48:23,449 --> 00:48:25,969 He's on Carson all the time. 651 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,939 It's not jazz. Take it back. 652 00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:32,075 These, too. 653 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,319 So... 654 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,154 You did your good deed. 655 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:46,089 Well, don't put it like that. 656 00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:49,126 I plan to do a lot more. 657 00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:54,131 Your poor father, huh? 658 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:59,436 He goes down to board up that Atta Boy business that he had... 659 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:03,173 And he dies in that horrible way. 660 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,008 It's just weird, though. 661 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,576 What, weird? 662 00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:11,515 My brother's hands were soft. Like a baby's pishadeel. 663 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,751 Always with the manicures, your father. 664 00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:16,486 Yeah, what's your point? 665 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:21,124 He never touched a hammer or a board in his life. 666 00:49:29,866 --> 00:49:31,768 What's your problem? 667 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,642 Well, for one thing... 668 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,511 My wife, she can't get pr