I Married a Strange Person!

195 00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:48,736 My mother always warned me about playing with myself. 196 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:13,954 Hey, fella, how about a little head? 197 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:27,768 Woo-hoo! Wee! 198 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,379 Yee-ha! Whoo! Yeah, baby! 199 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,947 You! 200 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:52,333 Hey, Solly, I like the new direction in the humor. 201 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,463 Now get your bloody head off my couch. 202 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,474 Mr. Boyer, youre on. 203 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:01,676 - What do you think, kid? - Glad I could help you out. 204 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:04,807 Was that your doin, kid? God bless you. 205 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:08,842 You saved my career. If you need anything, give me a call. 206 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,853 Just remember, kid, if you see someone without a smile, 207 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,987 just give em one of yours. 208 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:28,938 You've got a nasty boil here. That won't do for national TV. 209 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:32,568 Heres our next guest, Grant Boyer. 210 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,339 I hear you do illusions. 211 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,746 Well, uh, I guess. 212 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:40,478 Well, I guess. 213 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:44,010 Can you turn this glass into a... huh? 214 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,815 Turn it into a pen. 215 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,105 Well, thanks for joining us, folks. 216 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:14,550 Tomorrow night, we have Sean Young and... huh? 217 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:25,190 Whoa! Ah! 218 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,172 Colonel, did you happen to see 219 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:39,233 the Jackie Jason Show? 220 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,268 Well I've asked you here 221 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:44,543 for a very important mission. 222 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,976 Yes, Mr. Giles. 223 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:54,247 See this man? I want him. Get him. 224 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,286 Colonel, 225 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:02,424 that was just the image from the projector. 226 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,400 I appreciate your enthusiasm, 227 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,806 but we need this man alive! 228 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,107 - Gimme! - No! No! 229 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,639 No! No. 230 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:22,881 No. No. No. 231 00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:29,222 I want my gun! Give me my gun! 232 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,592 I want my gun! 233 00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:34,291 Very well. Now take this. 234 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:39,229 Colonel Ferguson, get me that man. 235 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,238 Honey, I'm home! 236 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:45,299 Honey! Honey, did you see me on TV? 237 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:49,473 Honey. Ker? Keri 238 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,483 Honey. Honey. 239 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,714 Don't you love me? Boo-boops. 240 00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:58,847 Cutesy-wootsy face! 241 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:04,627 # How'd you get to be so cute? # 242 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,222 # Did you buy it like a suit? # 243 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:10,428 # Were you hoppin' shoppin boppin moppin'? # 244 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:15,167 # Ooh, were you spendin' lots of loot? # 245 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,401 # How'd you get so cute? # 246 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:23,013 # How'd you get to be so hot? # 247 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,675 # Did you pop out on the spot? # 248 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:30,086 # Or did you sow it, mow it, blow it, show it, grow it # 249 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:33,386 # Ooh, like a crop? # 250 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:35,858 # How'd you get so hot? # 251 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:41,692 # And the beauty that is you? # 252 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,362 # Oh, I love it so # 253 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,861 # I've been lost in your dream world # 254 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,502 # That's why I wanna know, yeah: 255 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:55,307 # How'd you get to be so buff? # 256 00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:58,281 # I wanna eat all your stuff # 257 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:02,810 # Were you bakin sha kin' makin flakin cakin'? # 258 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:06,051 # Baby, I'm in love # 259 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,650 # How'd you get so buff? # 260 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,194 # How come youre so much fun? # 261 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:16,200 # Honey, baby, youre no nun # 262 00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:19,635 # You're so nervy, curvy, swelvy # 263 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:23,835 # Oh, please shoot me with a gun # 264 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,503 # How'd you get so fun? # 265 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:34,010 Keri, please let me in. We can work this out. 266 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:36,350 I just wanna hold you. 267 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:39,481 What's with Grant? 268 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:41,424 Is he a ro