Orgazmo

00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:44,436 I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday. 491 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,747 - Hey, Dad. - Mm-hmm. 492 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:53,773 I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore. 493 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,252 That's nice. 494 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,089 [Sobs] 495 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,824 And that's the way it went down, man. 496 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,167 Shit. 497 00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,999 I can still smell that newspaper. 498 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,665 <i>[Sniffles]</i> 499 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:18,766 Hey, you know, it does... it does feel better to get it out. 500 00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:21,107 [Sighs] 501 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,339 <i>Come on. I wanna</i> <i>show you something.</i> 502 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:30,450 By the time I finally got this old mama to work, 503 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,456 it had a lot of parts. 504 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,458 The sucker got pretty heavy. 505 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,926 I can barely even lift it now. What is it? 506 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,486 It's the Orgazmorator. I've made it work. 507 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,128 Golly, it's huge. Yeah. 508 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,365 I could probably make a more compact version, but then I'd have to use cold fusion... 509 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,374 instead of the fission device that's inside of it now. 510 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,376 But then if I could figure out cold fusion, 511 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:55,004 I'd be a millionaire. [Laughing] 512 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,743 [Both Laughing] 513 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,318 - Want to give it a shot? - How? 514 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,751 Here. Here. 515 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,559 Stick our arm in this thing here. 516 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,657 Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up. 517 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:19,192 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - <i>Calm down, dude.</i> 518 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:24,071 - Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay. - [Beeping] 519 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,508 You can actually hold that thing, huh? 520 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,671 It's not that heavy. 521 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:32,239 - That is sweet. - So now what? 522 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,309 So now, I mean, it's... You know, I mean, It's like a gun. 523 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:38,083 I mean, you feel that little trigger on the handle there? 524 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:41,751 - This one? - [Gasps] 525 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,090 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 526 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,892 Whoo! 527 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,735 Whoo! Thanks, man. 528 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:59,173 - Aw, you're puttin' me on. - <i>No, I told you it works.</i> 529 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,446 Go ahead, shoot yourself. 530 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,450 No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat. 531 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:11,956 <i>Just shoot yourself</i> <i>in the foot or something.</i> <i>I gotta get cleaned off.</i> 532 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:17,552 Wow! Wow, wow! Wow! 533 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,462 I told you. 534 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:24,024 I told you it works. Do me again. 535 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,229 This is incredible. 536 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,932 Come on. Do me again. 537 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,804 [Giggles] 538 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:37,075 Amazing. You made this thing, huh? 539 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,247 Whew. yeah. 540 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,811 [Exhales] Sure beats jerkin' it, huh? Gettin' your arm all tired. 541 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:49,553 Wow. Heavenly Father has really given you a gift for science. 542 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,754 Yeah, whatever. 543 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,162 Hey, can you walk around with that thing on? 544 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:58,566 - I think so. Why? - Wanna go have some fun? 545 00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:03,300 ## <i>[Rock]</i> 546 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,067 [No Audible Dialogue] 547 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:14,015 [Both Moaning] 548 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:21,185 <i>[Moaning Continues]</i> 549 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,058 ## <i>[Continues]</i> [No Audible Dialogue] 550 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,700 ## <i>[Continues]</i> [No Audible Dialogue] 551 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,340 ## <i>[Continues]</i> [No Audible Dialogue] 552 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:47,976 ## <i>[Continues]</i> [No Audible Dialogue] 553 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:03,290 Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there. 554 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:08,868 [Gasping, Groaning] 555 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:28,553 <i>All right, kid. Look. This is</i> <i>the last scene for the day. You okay?</i> 556 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,560 No. Good. This is the scene... 557 00:35:30,628 --