A Simple Favor

he's freaking out. 795 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:14,303 He needs someone to manage this now. 796 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,805 I don't know. 797 00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:29,152 Mother fudger. 798 00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:02,185 Well, if it isn't Aunt Frieda's least favorite niece. 799 00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:03,853 What were you doing up there? 800 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,689 Corporate spying or just a common garden shoplifter? 801 00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:09,776 Yeah, you gotta go right at them. 802 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:11,319 Especially the powerful ones 803 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,112 or they will fuck you in the face. 804 00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:15,656 Listen, you bargain basement Tom Ford, 805 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:17,700 if you don't have this Ken doll unhand me this second, 806 00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,827 I will tell the thousands of moms that watch my vlog 807 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,829 that Dennis Nylon is a bully who victimizes women 808 00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,498 and that they should stop buying your tacky blouses 809 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,166 made by Indonesian children 810 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,293 because if you lose moms, you lose business. 811 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,840 Okay, number one, they are not Indonesian children. 812 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,759 They are Vietnamese teenagers. 813 00:35:34,926 --> 00:35:37,595 Number two, Tom Ford wishes he were me. 814 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:41,057 And number three, if I'm tacky, 815 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:44,310 okay, you're... 816 00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:46,395 This has been fun. 817 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,815 Better pray I don't have a bruise. 818 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:00,701 No wonder she doesn't like 819 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,245 having her picture taken. 820 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,502 Look at our little Stephanie. 821 00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:11,712 Comforting the worried husband. 822 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,924 Oh, please. It's an arts and crafts project. 823 00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:17,927 I've never seen her pass up a chance to use a stapler. 824 00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:21,347 Emily's gonna hate those flyers when she gets back. 825 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:24,100 She's not coming back. 826 00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:26,686 Don't you watch 'Dateline'? 827 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:29,730 If the case isn't solved in the first 72 hours, 828 00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:32,066 they're always dead. 829 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,776 Oh, yeah. 830 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,654 Oh, perfect timing! 831 00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,531 Dinner's ready. The boys are upstairs. 832 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:41,826 I'm just gonna have them wash their hands and come down. 833 00:36:41,993 --> 00:36:44,620 - Um... - Are you okay? 834 00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:47,164 I've just never experienced anything like this, 835 00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,792 walking into a fully set dinner table. 836 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:53,170 Yeah... This is weird. 837 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,298 - I'm being... - No, no, no! Not at all. 838 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,966 I think anything stable these days 839 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,509 is like a gift from heaven, right? 840 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,469 I should tidy up first, though. 841 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,142 - Oh, hey. - Hello. 842 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:07,351 - Mr. Townsend? - Ah, yes. 843 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:08,728 Detective Summerville. We spoke on the phone. 844 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,146 That's right. Um... 845 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,148 Stephanie, can you help the boys with their homework? 846 00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:14,025 Of course. 847 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,735 - Come in. Sorry. - Thank you. 848 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:19,280 Just a pre-dinner snack. 849 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,491 - That's a cute nanny. - No, no. 850 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,535 That's one of my wife's friends. 851 00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,871 She's been helping me out. 852 00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:29,957 Oh, shit. Can she come help out around my house too? 853 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,670 The passenger manifest says 854 00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,631 she wasn't on any flights to Miami. 855 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:38,883 But she did rent a white Kia from Budget. 856 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,635 She paid in cash for a two-day rental. 857 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,678 Now, when people pay in cash, 858 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,388 that usually means one thing. 859 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:46,474 What are you saying? She's having an affair? 860 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:48,059 I can't say that with any confidence. 861 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,685 Can you not track the Kia? 862 00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,312 I have toll booth reports coming in 863 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:52,647 from across the country, 864 00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:54,273 assuming she's not swapping out plates. 865 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,983 I wanna get a description of your wife 866 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,778 to every ...