Wild Rose

540 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,644 stuck on the side of houses? 541 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:54,238 - Hmm. - I'm not being funny, 542 00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:56,147 but who needs a conservatory in Glasgow? 543 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:57,514 You'd be surprised. 544 00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:59,212 Aye. I would be. 545 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,084 - What are you looking for? - iPad. 546 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,316 Did Mum say you can have it? 547 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,051 - No. - No. 548 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,389 Tell you what: Let's go play some football, eh? 549 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,622 Oh, you're getting heavy, boy. 550 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,329 Out of that uniform and get some socks out. 551 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:13,697 Do you want kids, Rose-Lynn? 552 00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:15,266 Aye, yeah. 553 00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:19,696 Just not yet. 554 00:32:34,988 --> 00:32:37,048 How was school today? 555 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,590 Is Mrs. Pat still there? 556 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:43,688 Ah, sh... she hated me, Mrs. Pat. 557 00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:48,591 Is Ms. McDonald still your favorite? 558 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,430 Ms. McDonald left. 559 00:34:58,731 --> 00:35:00,165 You hungry? 560 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,691 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm? 561 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,376 I've got something. 562 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,147 "Dear Susannah, 563 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,529 "so wonderful to hear from you after all this time. 564 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,579 "I passed your email on to Liz. 565 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,387 Remember, Liz used to piss in the sink." 566 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:28,623 She... um, oh, she works on "The Today Programme," 567 00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,254 and she sent the link to her husband, 568 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,265 who covers sport for Radio 2, 569 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,733 and he forwarded the link to Bob Harris' producer. 570 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:36,258 Oh, my God. 571 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,396 - Oh, my fucking God. - Wait. 572 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:40,566 "Bob will be very happy to meet her 573 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,087 "if she fancied coming down to London 574 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,352 - "to watch a live recording." - What? 575 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:44,653 Do you know how many times I've written 576 00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:46,407 to that wee bastard and how many BBC pens 577 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:48,415 I got back in return? 578 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:51,213 How'd you do that? How'd you even fucking do that? 579 00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,844 Sent a few emails. 580 00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:56,220 I can't... I can't believe it. I'm fucking shaking. 581 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,350 Like, that is just... 582 00:35:58,391 --> 00:36:00,485 - Aww. - Thank you. Thank you. 583 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:02,189 - Yeah, y... - That is fucking mental. 584 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,925 Brilliant! Whoo! 585 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:07,191 Bob Harris? 586 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,259 "Whispering Bob Harris"? 587 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:10,634 Aye. 588 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,834 ♪ BBC Radio 2 ♪ 589 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:15,739 Aye. I know. I know. 590 00:36:15,775 --> 00:36:17,300 It's mad. 591 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,278 That'll be some doors he could open for you. 592 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:21,474 Is... is it all right if you babysit? 593 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:23,506 Oh, of course she will. 594 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:26,285 How did this come about? 595 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,617 Susannah. 596 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:28,849 Oh. 597 00:36:28,888 --> 00:36:30,754 Very nice of her to help you. 598 00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:32,884 Can she unlock tags as well? 599 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:38,488 You served 12 months 600 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:41,467 for attempting to smuggle a package of heroin 601 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,766 into Cornton Vale 602 00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:45,965 by throwing it over the perimeter fence. 603 00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:48,334 I didn't know it was heroin. 604 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,902 But you were reckless as to what the package contained. 605 00:36:51,945 --> 00:36:53,538 Well, if you mean I was off my face 606 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,947 and didn't ask what was in it, then aye. 607 00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:58,781 But I had kids and everything, and they put me in jail. 608 00:36:58,818 --> 00:37:00,480 It's pure ridiculous. 609 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,931 And that's what my advocate said at the time. 610 00:37:01,955 --> 00:37:03,617 It's not my fault. 611 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,516 Well, whose fault was it? 612 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,704 Well, it was the judge's, obviously, 613 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,492 for giving me the sentence. 614 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:14,966 Your Lordship, 615 00: