The Art of Self-Defense

00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:07,010 It's a belt color that he created 373 00:33:07,012 --> 00:33:08,945 and awarded to himself. 374 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:13,649 It is the highest honor in all of karate. 375 00:33:13,651 --> 00:33:17,587 He achieved this rank after he challenged and defeated all three other grand masters 376 00:33:17,589 --> 00:33:20,025 in the state in unarmed combat to the death. 377 00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:25,560 He finished each fight with his signature technique, 378 00:33:25,562 --> 00:33:27,897 a technique only he knew. 379 00:33:27,899 --> 00:33:30,568 A technique he never even taught me. 380 00:33:32,837 --> 00:33:36,708 He punched through his opponents' heads with his index finger. 381 00:33:39,110 --> 00:33:41,813 He was the greatest man who ever lived. 382 00:33:46,651 --> 00:33:48,687 I do not award belts. 383 00:33:49,287 --> 00:33:51,056 My students earn them. 384 00:33:52,992 --> 00:33:55,760 And this first belt goes to someone who... 385 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,830 I see a little of myself in. 386 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:02,865 He has devoted himself to karate 387 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:06,672 and he has more than earned the right to wear the color yellow. 388 00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:12,510 Casey. 389 00:34:55,788 --> 00:34:58,922 The progression from yellow belt to green belt 390 00:34:58,924 --> 00:35:02,126 is one of great sacrifice and introspection. 391 00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:07,067 It is filled with immeasurable pain, both internal and external. 392 00:35:21,181 --> 00:35:23,981 Thank you all for coming to support each other. 393 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:27,184 - We are family here... - Isn't there something else? 394 00:35:27,186 --> 00:35:29,087 What was that? 395 00:35:29,089 --> 00:35:33,024 I just I wanted to make sure you weren't forgetting something. 396 00:35:33,026 --> 00:35:35,759 What would I be forgetting, blue belt? 397 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:39,096 Uh... I heard there was going to be another promotion tonight. 398 00:35:39,098 --> 00:35:40,767 You heard that? 399 00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:42,702 I did. 400 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:46,139 Something... black. 401 00:35:48,874 --> 00:35:50,110 Oh... 402 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,145 Something black? 403 00:35:54,047 --> 00:35:55,715 Actually... 404 00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:57,984 you're correct. 405 00:35:58,952 --> 00:36:00,885 Yeah. 406 00:36:00,887 --> 00:36:02,755 There is something black. 407 00:36:04,758 --> 00:36:09,629 Well, I was saving it till the very end for dramatic effect. 408 00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:31,052 As I said before, today is a special day. 409 00:36:32,253 --> 00:36:34,953 Not only because it is the unfortunate anniversary 410 00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:37,222 of Grand Master being shot and killed while on a hike 411 00:36:37,224 --> 00:36:40,059 after being mistaken for a bird by a hunter... 412 00:36:40,061 --> 00:36:46,064 Today is the first time that I get to promote one of my students to black belt. 413 00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:49,136 This student has been with us from the very beginning. 414 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:51,469 They are unquestioning. 415 00:36:51,471 --> 00:36:54,840 Their loyalty is unwavering. 416 00:36:54,842 --> 00:36:59,180 But most importantly, they know that despite this black belt 417 00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:02,182 they will always be my student... 418 00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:05,186 while I will always be their teacher. 419 00:37:11,858 --> 00:37:13,060 Thomas. 420 00:37:31,279 --> 00:37:33,312 You're in my spot, brown belt. 421 00:37:33,314 --> 00:37:35,748 Black is higher than brown. 422 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,185 Please move over to your left. 423 00:37:47,962 --> 00:37:51,297 This concludes the ceremony. As always, be sure to hold onto your old belts 424 00:37:51,299 --> 00:37:53,966 so that if someone questions the legitimacy of your rank, 425 00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:58,806 you can prove them wrong first with tangible evidence and then in combat. 426 00:38:11,386 --> 00:38:14,353 - Missionary. - That is the best position. 427 00:38:14,355 --> 00:38:17,824 I also like when I'm behind her and she's on her hands and knees. 428 00:38:17,826 --> 00:38:20,060 Doggy style. Yes, doggy style. 429 00:38:20,062 --> 00:38:22,231 That position is also very nice. 430 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:40,810 All this stuff's yellow. 431 00:39:41,277 --> 00:39:43,079 Paper, please. 432 00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:56,959 Excuse me. 433 00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:59,162 Did you door ding my car? 434 00:40:00,129 --> 00:40:02,095 I don't know. I think you did. 435 00:40:02,097 --> 00:40:03,964 Then why'd you ask me? 436 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:06,167 Because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. 437 00:40:06,169 --> 00:40:07,968 Okay, then no. No, what? 438 00:40:07,970 --> 00