God Bless America

and other religious assholes 659 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,547 who won't let gay people be married. 660 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,092 And adult women who call their tits "the girls." 661 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,927 -Ew, like -- -Stop it! 662 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:39,016 Just, please, be quiet. 663 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,477 Get off the bed, huh? 664 00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,479 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 665 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,232 l -- I'm kind of busy right now. 666 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,654 [ Gasps ] 667 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,573 Awesome. 668 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,951 Uh, be careful with that. 669 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,501 -Wait. -No, don't do that. 670 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,919 That's kind of personal. 671 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:12,800 "Dear Ava, your life will be better without me. 672 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,385 I'm sorry. 673 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,011 Love, Dad." 674 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,225 A suicide note? 675 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,269 Are you fucking kidding me? 676 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,396 God, the greatest thing that ever happened around here, 677 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,356 and you're just some sad-sack pussy? 678 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,567 Goddamn it. 679 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,987 Well, do it, then. I want to watch. 680 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,908 Let's go! 681 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,578 How do you know I won't kill you? 682 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,205 I don't. 683 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,168 And, frankly, Frank, I don't fucking care. 684 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,851 Frank? 685 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,102 What? 686 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,230 l got an idea. 687 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,671 [ Zipper zipping ] 688 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,052 Okay, go ahead. 689 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,471 You sure you're ready now? 690 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,516 Yup. All systems go. 691 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,190 Wait again! 692 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,817 Sorry. 693 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,443 Can l say something first? 694 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,111 [ Muffled ] Go ahead. 695 00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,366 You know, it's just that... 696 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,786 you really had the chance to do something awesome here. 697 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,871 But you're blowing it, Frank. 698 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,081 Now you're just gonna be remembered 699 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:09,834 as some creepy, old stalker dude who was in love 700 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,170 with some young twat on a television show. 701 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,131 Just a pervy old dude that killed that girl 702 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,760 and then himself when he couldn't have her. 703 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,011 Wah. 704 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,098 I didn't kill her because l couldn't have her. 705 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,476 I killed her... because she wasn't nice. 706 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:31,021 And that was a fantastic start, Frank! 707 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:36,277 Your instincts were right on. She was a class-A cunt. 708 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,113 But with so many horrible people in the world 709 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,366 who should be taking the big dirt nap... 710 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,995 why quit now? 711 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,163 You kill yourself, Frank, 712 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:51,000 and you're killing the wrong person, which... 713 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,209 would be a shame when there are 714 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:56,589 so many other Chloes out there who need to die. 715 00:36:58,842 --> 00:36:59,884 Like who? 716 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,762 NASCAR fans. 717 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,930 Country fans. 718 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,641 People who dress their babies in band T-shirts. 719 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,394 No, no, no, no. People who deserve to die. 720 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,148 All those people do deserve to die. 721 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,817 No. 722 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,740 Chloe's parents. 723 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,455 [ Crickets chirping ] 724 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,498 lf anybody comes, you honk the horn. 725 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,293 But no matter what you don't get out of the car, you got it? 726 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,794 Aye-aye, captain. 727 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,505 -[ Chuckles ] -I'm not kidding around. 728 00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:41,467 -Frank... -What? 729 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,552 This is more fun than killing yourself, right? 730 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,513 I don't know. 731 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,098 Yeah, l guess. 732 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,892 Frank... 733 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,853 Yeah. 734 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,357 [ Door closes ] 735 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37...