The Last Supper

been better off without 494 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,150 if someone had wasted them before they did any damage. 495 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,695 Anyone who ever killed an abortion doctor. 496 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,364 Pol Pot. Idi Amin. 497 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,242 -Josef Mengele. -Joseph McCarthy. 498 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,452 Joey Terrio. 499 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,372 From Dance Fever? 500 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:09,669 No, it was the kid from sixth grade. Broke my glasses eight times. 501 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,587 Little motherfucker. 502 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,341 And if they're such big assholes, we can't convince them. 503 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,720 Well, you're sitting across from Hitler. 504 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,556 Still no comment? 505 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:30,982 Well, I mean, if it was Hitler, I would kill him. (CHUCKLES) 506 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,778 -Paulie? -No. 507 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,656 No. I would thank him for his schnapps, 508 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:42,118 get back into the time machine, set it for home and go to bed. 509 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,495 Which is where I'm going right now. Good night. 510 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,746 MARC AND LUKE: Good night. 511 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,418 (LUKE SIGHS) 512 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,382 I wouldn't want to stab him though, because that was too weird. 513 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,886 -I would club them. -(LAUGHS) 514 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,180 Obviously, we'd poison them. 515 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,391 Obviously. 516 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,687 I wouldn't want them to know that they were being poisoned. 517 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,397 I mean, it's bad enough they have to die. 518 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,983 I wouldn't want their last thoughts to be, 519 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:16,569 "Hey, I'm being killed by these liberals." 520 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:23,117 No, maybe we could just scream and act like it's some horrible accident. 521 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:29,332 That way their last thoughts on Earth wouldn't be horrible ones. 522 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,752 That's nice. 523 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,671 LUKE: Jude already knows. 524 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,674 The blue bottle is bad. The green bottle is good. 525 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,260 What is that stuff anyway? 526 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,097 Arsenic. 527 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,308 None of us are going to do this. 528 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,769 Probably not. But, 529 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,523 just in case the guy pulls a knife. 530 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,235 Everyone, this is Reverend Gerald Hutchens. 531 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,988 -This is Luke. -Luke, a pleasure. 532 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,491 -Paulie. -Paulie, a pleasure. 533 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,202 -That's Marc there. And Pete. -Marc. 534 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,245 -Oh, Pete. -Sorry. 535 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,876 -Nice to meet all of you. -Nice to meet you. 536 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,713 I had no idea this meal was going to be so formal. 537 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:21,133 LUKE: Well, we like to take care of our guests, Reverend. 538 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,594 So, Reverend, where's your parish? 539 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,639 Oh, we have a little parish outside of Maple Falls. 540 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,892 -Oh, really, that's where I'm from. -You must have seen our manger. 541 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:33,396 We have the biggest baby Jesus in the county. 542 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,647 (ALL LAUGH) 543 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,357 I hope you're hungry. 544 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,442 I am famished. 545 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,820 And it all looks so delicious. 546 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,573 -Is that apple pie? -PAULIE: It's homemade. 547 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,284 Uh-huh. Really? (LAUGHS) 548 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,079 Would you like to say grace? 549 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,125 I would love it. 550 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,087 I had no idea that you younger people were into that. 551 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,841 That's very charming. 552 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,135 Shall we bow our heads? 553 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,056 Bless us, Oh Lord, for this bounty for which we are about to receive. 554 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,058 (WHISPERS) A fucking reverend? 555 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,351 For this blessing of youth and kindness... 556 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,644 -of youth and kindness... -(WHISPERS) Wait. 557 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,857 ...you have chosen to bestow upon me. God bless us all. 558 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,154 So, Reverend, how do you and Jude know one another? 559 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:27,658 I interviewed the good Reverend for a research paper I was doing. 560 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:31,412 Yes, uh, on the vileness. 561 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,207 The vileness? 562 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,543 The gay plague, of course. 563 00:30:40,797 --> 00: