Patrick

Cute? Stick around. 641 00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:12,055 Can I just ask, when you got a dog, what were you thinking? 642 00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:15,826 I like 'em. Bit of companionship. Keep myself fit. 643 00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:19,896 Moments like this. Walking, contemplating. 644 00:32:20,629 --> 00:32:24,031 Yeah, so you never wanna grab it by the throat and march it off to the pound? 645 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:26,033 (LAUGHS) What's he destroyed? 646 00:32:26,035 --> 00:32:27,402 Oh. Erm, my life. 647 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,739 Wow. Impressive. 648 00:32:29,237 --> 00:32:30,541 How long have you had him? 649 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,842 Too long. It was a bequest from my grandmother. 650 00:32:33,843 --> 00:32:34,544 I was hoping for the microwave at least. 651 00:32:35,678 --> 00:32:37,080 Maybe she had her reasons for leaving him with you. 652 00:32:38,447 --> 00:32:40,415 She was 92. I'm not sure reasoning was her strong point. (LAUGHS) 653 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,019 Well, I think you should stick with it. 654 00:32:42,685 --> 00:32:43,720 Why? 655 00:32:45,455 --> 00:32:47,991 I dunno. How else would you get to play Twister in a park with a complete stranger? 656 00:32:49,091 --> 00:32:51,225 Hmm. I'm Ben, by the way. 657 00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,426 Oh, Sarah. Hi. 658 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,128 Er, this is Scout. 659 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,195 <i>To Kill a Mockingbird.</i> 660 00:32:55,197 --> 00:32:56,899 Er. Precisely. 661 00:32:57,766 --> 00:32:58,768 Ah. 662 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,939 Well, nice meeting you. Nice to meet you, too. 663 00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:04,308 Come on, Scout. Come on. 664 00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:13,716 Hmm. I have to hand it to you, you are quite the babe magnet. 665 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,627 (WHIMPERS) 666 00:33:25,427 --> 00:33:27,063 Oh, all right, come on. 667 00:33:28,231 --> 00:33:29,600 This is just for tonight, though. 668 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:33,203 Oh, Patrick, what am I gonna do with you? 669 00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:37,940 (CHUCKLES) Don't worry, I'll think of something. 670 00:33:40,142 --> 00:33:41,143 (SIGHS) 671 00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:44,915 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 672 00:33:50,285 --> 00:33:51,955 Right, okay. 673 00:34:06,401 --> 00:34:08,170 Can I, er... Can I help you? 674 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:11,371 Hi. Er, I'm Sarah Francis, the new English teacher. 675 00:34:11,373 --> 00:34:14,043 I was wondering if you and I could come to an arrangement. 676 00:34:14,444 --> 00:34:15,712 What do you want? 677 00:34:16,311 --> 00:34:18,480 Could you take this dog? Just for today. 678 00:34:18,482 --> 00:34:19,715 No. 679 00:34:20,982 --> 00:34:22,084 I'll give you £10. 680 00:34:23,752 --> 00:34:24,888 £40. What? 681 00:34:25,955 --> 00:34:27,090 He's just gonna be sitting in your room all day, 682 00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:28,859 and maybe you'd take him out at lunchtime. 683 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,226 That's £50. What? 684 00:34:33,429 --> 00:34:34,731 Now it's £60. 685 00:34:36,264 --> 00:34:37,465 (SIGHS) 686 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,735 How about we have a sleepover 687 00:34:40,502 --> 00:34:42,238 and a bit of shopping after school? 688 00:34:43,473 --> 00:34:44,806 Yeah. 689 00:34:44,808 --> 00:34:46,743 It'll be okay. Miss is here. 690 00:34:47,743 --> 00:34:48,744 (SNIFFLES) 691 00:34:49,878 --> 00:34:51,181 You okay? Yeah. 692 00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:55,116 Don't help me. 693 00:34:55,118 --> 00:34:57,286 It's erm, it's Vikki, isn't it? 694 00:34:58,788 --> 00:34:59,790 (SIGHS) 695 00:35:01,090 --> 00:35:03,023 I've only been here a week and I feel like crying as well. 696 00:35:03,025 --> 00:35:04,960 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 697 00:35:05,293 --> 00:35:06,393 (SNIFFLES) 698 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,061 Do you wanna talk about it? 699 00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:09,232 No, you're all right. 700 00:35:13,435 --> 00:35:16,005 Bonding with the students already? How modern. 701 00:35:17,906 --> 00:35:19,109 I saw that. 702 00:35:22,978 --> 00:35:24,714 I ask again, 703 00:35:26,183 --> 00:35:28,451 what is it about Mr. Rochester that makes him so perfect for Jane Eyre? 704 00:35:28,985 --> 00:35:30,884 Why can't she get over him? 705 00:35:30,886 --> 00:35:32,152 His tight trousers? 706 00:35:32,154 --> 00:35:33,822 (LAUGHTER) 707 00:35:33,824 --> 00:35:35,192 (SIGHS) 708 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:39,126 What is it with you guys? Why are you determined not to focus on your set books? 709 00:35:39,128 --> 00:35:40,230 These are your GCSEs. 710 00:35:41,797 --> 00:35:42,799 It's boring. 711 00:35:43,431 --> 00:35:44,532 Right. 712 00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:45,736 That... No. Oi. 713 00:35:46,837 --> 00:35:48,936 Miss, I was looking at what Jane Eyre looked like. 714 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,371 Charlotte has