The Front Runner

00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,416 but, um, that change has to be managed, 690 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,656 otherwise, you'll get a power vacuum in Asia and the Mideast, 691 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,536 and you know what fills vacuums, right? 692 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,256 Human nature? Exactly. 693 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,399 Uh, wars, dictators, religious extremism. 694 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,176 That's your view of human nature? 695 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,256 Didn't they teach you Tolstoy at, uh... 696 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,511 Oh, Yale. And I was a history major. 697 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,116 Right. 698 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,515 Uh... 699 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,320 Here. 700 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,717 Teach you something about the, uh, Soviets. 701 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,516 Thank you. 702 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,576 Um... I'll get it back to you. 703 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,319 Keep it. I'm not a library. 704 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,776 It is your job, specifically, 705 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,176 to convince the senator not to do things exactly like this. 706 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,096 What exactly do you want me to say? 707 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,616 He's gonna look like an idiot. 708 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,256 Or worse, kill someone. Roosevelt was an outdoorsman. 709 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,634 He shot a grizzly once. 710 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,376 You know that's where teddy bears come from? 711 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,776 Fuck off. It's true. 712 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,256 Teddy Roosevelt almost killed a giant bear, and they commemorate it 713 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,896 by making plush toys for children. 714 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,976 It was a national sensation. 715 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,296 Ten bucks says he misses? 716 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,576 I'm all right, thanks. I can't believe 717 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,136 we're at a fucking axe-throwing contest. 718 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,016 What do they call it, Timbersport? 719 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,496 This is a first. 720 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,576 He might just actually throw away his campaign. 721 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,136 I can't fucking watch this. 722 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,719 That was incredible! 723 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,634 Oh, my God! 724 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,231 <i>It's a love thing</i> 725 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,830 <i>It's a love thing</i> 726 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,794 <i>It's a love</i> 727 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,074 <i>Thing</i> 728 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,456 <i>The look in your eyes</i> 729 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,439 <i>Is more than enough to make my poor heart...</i> 730 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,816 Excuse me. Yes. 731 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,176 Could you sign my diary? 732 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,456 <i>Knew from the moment we met</i> 733 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,256 <i>That there was no doubt</i> 734 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,496 <i>That my life...</i> 735 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,576 Hey, guys. 736 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,718 What's the news? Cuomo's officially out. 737 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,470 Wow. 738 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,758 Well, long way to go. 739 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,271 Mmm, Kennedy, Bradley... They're all out. 740 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,656 I like Gephardt. AI's still in this thing. 741 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,336 Jesse Jackson. 742 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,016 Come on, I mean, Senator, sir. 743 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,536 What? He's got double digits. 744 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,056 You think the people of this country will elect Jesse Jackson as president? 745 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,736 Maybe vice president. Well, that's what Jesse 746 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,911 really wants, anyway, right? 747 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,456 Uh, another round on me. 748 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,736 Oh, I'm sorry, you can't do that. Fine. Another round on them. 749 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,176 Word is you're gonna be president. 750 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,376 I don't know, how does Secretary of the Navy sound? 751 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,176 Mmm, I've already been a secretary, honey. 752 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,600 But you're sweet. 753 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,056 Right before they breach our airspace, 754 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,856 they dump the entire fucking shipment into the Atlantic. 755 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,376 And not pounds. Like, tons of coke. 756 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,176 It's like a Volkswagen worth of coke, just boom. 757 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,496 Like a Volkswagen, not like a Honda or something? 758 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,736 Yeah, like a Volkswagen. 759 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,176 What the fuck am I talkin