The Parallax View

Let's make him a weenie-wagger. 288 00:21:16,837 --> 00:21:19,173 - A weenie-wagger? - Yeah, a weenie-wagger. 289 00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:24,011 Anybody would be ashamed of that. Besides, you look a bit like a flasher. 290 00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:32,478 <i>Hold onto your neighbor, folks.</i> 291 00:21:32,561 --> 00:21:34,730 <i>It's happy hour in Salmontail.</i> 292 00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:38,567 <i>And we're here to play a little music and have a lot of fun.</i> 293 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:45,908 This boy goes into a bar down in Texas, see, 294 00:21:45,991 --> 00:21:48,243 and he goes up to the bartender and he says, 295 00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:50,204 "Give me 12 bourbon and waters." 296 00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:52,206 - All at one time? - Yeah, all at one time. 297 00:21:52,289 --> 00:21:55,709 And the bartender goes, "That's a lot of bourbon and waters." 298 00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:58,128 And the bartender says... 299 00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:00,506 No, I'll catch it. 300 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:06,053 - Think your date just come in, L.D. - I think you're terrible. 301 00:22:07,763 --> 00:22:10,265 - Hi. - Hi. 302 00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:12,226 - My name's Gale. - How are you, Gale? 303 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:14,978 - Fine. What can I fix you? - I... 304 00:22:15,062 --> 00:22:18,649 How about a martini? You know what they say about martinis? 305 00:22:18,732 --> 00:22:21,693 They say that a martini is like a woman's breast: 306 00:22:21,777 --> 00:22:24,071 one ain't enough and three is too many. 307 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:33,205 - That's an amazing joke, Gale. - Yeah. What can I get you? 308 00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:37,459 - I'll just have a glass of milk. - Okay. You're the healthy type, huh? 309 00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:01,817 How are you? 310 00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:14,955 Can I buy you a drink, miss? 311 00:23:24,006 --> 00:23:27,092 For a moment, I thought you were a man. 312 00:23:28,218 --> 00:23:29,928 But you aren't, are you? 313 00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:31,930 No, I'm a girl. 314 00:23:35,934 --> 00:23:39,980 Why don't you go right over there and tell those people that, real loud? 315 00:23:42,232 --> 00:23:44,193 Don't touch me unless you love me. 316 00:23:46,278 --> 00:23:49,239 I told you to go over there to that table 317 00:23:49,323 --> 00:23:52,159 and tell those people who you really are. 318 00:23:52,951 --> 00:23:54,995 Now, you don't want me to ask you again now, do you? 319 00:25:07,484 --> 00:25:10,612 Come on, get up. I'll buy you a drink. 320 00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:21,957 You just come over here and sit down. You're all right, son. 321 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,085 Listen, you wouldn't be offended if I called the police, would you? 322 00:25:25,168 --> 00:25:29,339 No, but you don't have to call very far, because Red's a deputy. 323 00:25:29,423 --> 00:25:31,758 If that isn't good enough, I'm the sheriff. 324 00:25:34,928 --> 00:25:37,723 You got some interesting ideas about law enforcement. 325 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:42,144 Should've stopped the fight. I would have if you'd have been getting whipped, 326 00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:45,063 but I dearly love seeing ol' Red get stomped. 327 00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:49,026 - He's your deputy? - Well, you see, he's my sister's boy. 328 00:25:49,109 --> 00:25:50,485 Had to do something nice for her. 329 00:25:50,569 --> 00:25:54,323 He's so damn mean, he can't get along with anybody else. He's dumb. 330 00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:57,451 He's a real turkey. You know, you move his plate five inches, 331 00:25:57,534 --> 00:25:59,244 that boy's gonna starve to death. 332 00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:08,086 He's all right. He does that all the time. 333 00:26:20,307 --> 00:26:23,769 This is Gale, this is Shirley. You met Red. 334 00:26:23,852 --> 00:26:25,687 Now, where are you from, son? 335 00:26:27,898 --> 00:26:29,107 Jesus. 336 00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:34,988 Your friend Austin Tucker's long gone. 337 00:26:36,782 --> 00:26:40,952 Did he think that Bridges' drowning was something besides an accident? 338 00:26:41,036 --> 00:26:42,788 I don't know. What do you think? 339 00:26:42,871 --> 00:26:46,458 That's the river, that's the dam. 340 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:50,504 Now you open up that dam, and that water is gonna come down there like a wall. 341 00:26:50,587 --> 00:26:53,507 If you're standing where Bridges was, you're gonna drown. 342 00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:56,510 And I don't care if you've been fishing up there for 50 years. 343 00:26:56,593 --> 00:27:00,472 But isn't there a warning system or does the power company love a good surprise? 344 00:27:02,974 --> 00:27:07,938 They got sirens and bells and signs all over the place and they got a watchman. 345 00:27:08,772 --> 00:27:09,773 Yeah? 346 00:27:10,524 --> 00:27:14,236 - There might be just something th