Adventures in Public School

00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:27,122 That cafeteria serves homeless-person food. 471 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,166 I'm adding years to your life here. 472 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,710 Well, I just feel like maybe I should eat lunch with the other students. 473 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,670 If you were having lunch with a guy, I'd be fine with that. 474 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,505 You'd be fine if your mom was dude-dating? 475 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,840 Yeah, yeah, I would. 476 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,800 I mean, if he was a nice gentleman. 477 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,303 - Okay, but-- - I'm not allowed to have sugar. 478 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,014 No, you can have sugar. 479 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:47,726 I don't care. Makes you grumpy-pants, but... Whatever. 480 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,395 Okay. Well, I'm gonna stealth out of the car and you're not gonna be able to see me 481 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,647 'cause I'm gonna be so stealthy. Ninja. 482 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,943 Liam, you left the door open! 483 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,906 God damn it! 484 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,328 Ugh! Dang it! 485 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,833 Ugh! 486 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,061 Oh! Hey, Maria. 487 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,897 I actually just called you last night 488 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:37,609 and I got some Spanish Antonio Banderas guy. 489 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,320 - Is that your dad? - No, that's probably Maria's number. 490 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,947 - Oh, yeah! Right. I didn't-- - Spanish, yeah. 491 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,365 I don't speak Spanish, so I didn't... 492 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,783 Didn't occur to me, yeah. 493 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,493 Oh! Uh, shoot, I better go. 494 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,328 I have to say hi to a girl. 495 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,538 Yeah, me, too. Oh, hey! One second. 496 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:50,539 I actually do need your number, 497 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:51,748 your mother's number. 498 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,166 Oh, okay. 499 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,961 Oh, okay, now, I can call this nu... 500 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,629 I can speak to your... 501 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,173 - To your... Your dad? - Nope, just my mom. 502 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,384 Fuck yeah! Okay. Yeah, it's just procedural stuff. 503 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,594 I figured out that at 1:58 p.m., 504 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,596 if I cut through the gym to the east hall, 505 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,224 I would pass her again, get one more hello. 506 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:22,321 Oh, hey! Deja vu. 507 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,202 - Hey! - Hey! 508 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,538 Hey! You ready to go home, bucko? 509 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,333 Actually, I have badminton practice. 510 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:38,128 Badminton? What? But you've done the week. We said one week. 511 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,339 Yeah, the badminton team needs me. 512 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,718 Sanchez. Bad. 513 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,638 So I'm just gonna go practice after 514 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,225 and then maybe just a few more months of school. 515 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,478 A few more months? Are you joking? 516 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,606 I just maybe feel like I needed to adjust, 517 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,525 and then I'll rewrite the exam and I'll double-ace it, 518 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,694 and I'll go to Cambridge and I'll study with Stephen Hawking. 519 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,988 It's just a little bit of badminton at school. It's fine. 520 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,573 Jump in the car and we'll talk. 521 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,825 Well, I have to practice right now, like right now. 522 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,619 But the... It's fish Friday! 523 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,831 - It is? - Well, it's Friday. 524 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,958 - Well, what kinda fish? - Rainbow trout. 525 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,045 No, I... Sorry, I gotta go to badminton. 526 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,963 Sorry, Mom. I love you. Bye, save some for me. 527 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,350 What are you doing here? 528 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,684 Badminton. You? 529 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,354 Badminton. Where'd you get that? 530 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,898 - Over there. -lt's game. 531 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,650 - When... What? -lt's game. 532 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,402 - What do you mean? -lt's lingo. 533 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,072 - Lingo for the game? - No, lingo for the racket. 534 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,907 The racket is game. 535 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,080 Who are they? 536 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,550 They're the angels of death. 537 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,107 - Liam? - No, this is