The Lady Vanishes

00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:41,860 I did but it turned out she was having an affair with the skiing instructor, 430 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:46,020 the husband found out and refused to pay my bill. It's a terrible story. 431 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:50,900 We're stopping. You watch that side. Make sure she doesn't get off. 432 00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:58,500 Was ist los? 433 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:03,020 - Was ist geschehen? - There goes the trainmaster. 434 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:06,780 Soon they'll all be shouting, "Is there a doctor on the train?" 435 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,220 Wir suchen einen Mord. 436 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,980 I wish I could imitate your Miss Froy and vanish. 437 00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:16,020 - Somebody could be badly hurt. - Yes, of course, you're right. 438 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,460 Excuse me. Here we go again. 439 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,660 - See anything? - (Robert) Nothing. 440 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:30,020 That Dr Hartz, he's very sweet. Even if he did almost call me an alcoholic. 441 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:32,060 - Why don't you marry him? - Shut up. 442 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:36,540 - Every girl should marry a doctor once. - Watch! Swine! 443 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:39,740 An automobile accident. The face. 444 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:43,780 Luckily there's an excellent hospital in Mullenbach. 445 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:46,020 I can operate there. 446 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:51,060 O God, please, this time no amorous skiing instructor, only a rich husband. 447 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,860 Vorsichtig. Ganz langsam. 448 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:05,940 (Train whistle) 449 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,740 Not one old lady did I see. 450 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,980 Me either. That means she's still on this train. 451 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:25,140 You don't give up, do you? 452 00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:28,980 Why did you lie to those people? 453 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:34,460 Lie? I just didn't want to get involved in some sort of inquiry, that's all. 454 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:37,940 - Inquiry? - That girl's capable of anything. 455 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:41,620 If some idiot woman has disappeared and I'd seen her, 456 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,620 we'd both be called as witnesses, wouldn't we? 457 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,460 So? 458 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:51,540 It might be difficult to explain what we're doing larking about in Bavaria 459 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:55,220 when your husband thinks you're on a cruise with your cousins 460 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:57,380 and my wife is under the impression 461 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:01,460 that I'm on confidential business for the Prime Minister in Paris. 462 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,780 Larking about? Is that what we're doing? 463 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:07,540 Under the improbable name of Todhunter. 464 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:11,060 Todhunter's a sweet name. We had an Airedale named Todhunter. 465 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:15,260 I'm sure. Look, the last thing we want is some sort of scandal. 466 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:20,900 - Is that the last thing we want? - Yes. Yes, it is. 467 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,820 Oh. 468 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:28,180 You don't believe me because I'm a girl. She could be in a concentration camp. 469 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:31,220 We've heard of concentration camps, have we? 470 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:33,940 - Of course! - This is a great moment. 471 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:37,180 The social conscience meets the social register. 472 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:40,500 Excuse me. You know that lady you're looking for? 473 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,740 - Yes. - I saw her. 474 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,780 - She was wearing green tweeds? - Yes. 475 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,820 - And a brown hat? - With a feather. 476 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:51,420 - I saw her with you in our compartment. - You husband said he hadn't seen her. 477 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:55,820 He didn't notice but after you'd gone I remembered quite clearly. 478 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,140 - You actually did see her? - Yes. 479 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:01,900 Would you be willing to make a statement? 480 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:04,620 - Yes. - See, dummy? I was right! 481 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:08,740 Now let's find that Nazi creep and tell him his train's gotta be searched! 482 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,220 (Horn) 483 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,820 War der Zug p�nktlich? 484 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:27,460 And I told them that we saw that lady who stumbled into our carriage. 485 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:30,060 Have you taken leave of your senses? 486 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:32,460 Oh, darling, look. 487 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:36,820 If there's a scandal, there's a scandal. We'll weather it together. 488 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,100 And then, after t