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486 00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:41,633 Okay. Onions, garlic... Okay, onions. 487 00:31:41,763 --> 00:31:43,076 Um... 488 00:31:43,462 --> 00:31:44,709 Onions... Ah! 489 00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:47,048 Onions. 490 00:31:47,178 --> 00:31:49,145 Okay, lamb, lamb, lamb. 491 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,704 Is this lamb or beef? 492 00:31:55,774 --> 00:31:56,914 Yes? 493 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,748 No, what kind of meat is this? 494 00:32:00,658 --> 00:32:02,039 Yes? 495 00:32:02,679 --> 00:32:03,982 Thanks for your help. 496 00:32:06,778 --> 00:32:08,951 Let's call it lamb, shall we? 497 00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:10,458 Yes? 498 00:32:10,588 --> 00:32:15,702 Thought so. Okay. Garam masala. Garam masala. 499 00:32:16,548 --> 00:32:18,390 No. 500 00:32:20,130 --> 00:32:24,020 Garam masala? Garam masala? Yeah. Okay. 501 00:32:45,657 --> 00:32:47,272 Thank you, Pierre. 502 00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:50,845 Two Chicken tikka masala, two saag paneer, 503 00:32:50,975 --> 00:32:53,856 one palak paneer, one chicken vindaloo. 504 00:32:53,986 --> 00:32:57,091 Yeah, seven naan. Seven, okay? 505 00:32:57,221 --> 00:33:03,209 Yeah, okay, it's Tandoori Palace, 7414 37th Avenue. Yeah. 506 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:08,367 I know it's an Indian restaurant. 507 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,306 Just come to the back. Yeah. 508 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:15,926 Okay, credit card is... 509 00:33:16,056 --> 00:33:18,008 Oh! Oh, shit! 510 00:33:28,116 --> 00:33:30,372 Have you any idea how many taxi drivers 511 00:33:30,502 --> 00:33:32,262 there are in New York named Akbar? 512 00:33:32,392 --> 00:33:33,928 Okay, well... 513 00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:35,433 He said he was an amazing cook 514 00:33:35,563 --> 00:33:37,324 and he used to cook for Indira Gandhi. 515 00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:39,549 No, man, good luck to you. 516 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,061 Well, I guess I'll just have to go and beg 517 00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,018 Munnamia to come back and cook for us. 518 00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:46,267 -No wait! No, no, no, no. -Wait, wait, wait. 519 00:33:46,397 --> 00:33:49,432 Whoever he is, we'll find him. Whoever he is. 520 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:53,320 In New York city... he's a cook. 521 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,972 -Any idea? -I have no idea 522 00:33:56,272 --> 00:33:57,941 who Akbar is. 523 00:33:58,071 --> 00:34:00,643 -Do you know Akbar? -Akbar? 524 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:04,007 Akbar... in New York City. 525 00:34:04,137 --> 00:34:07,748 -I have no idea who is... - No idea... 526 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:10,508 -Wow! What's up? -Hey! 527 00:34:10,638 --> 00:34:12,719 Um, thank you very much. 528 00:34:13,561 --> 00:34:18,485 Look, this would not be a permanent position or anything like that. 529 00:34:18,615 --> 00:34:19,766 Oh! That's perfectly all right. 530 00:34:19,896 --> 00:34:22,360 I've never had a permanent position in my life. 531 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:23,545 Oh. 532 00:34:23,948 --> 00:34:26,428 Oh, that's quite an accomplishment. 533 00:34:27,661 --> 00:34:30,417 Okay, so it's a standard menu, pretty much. 534 00:34:31,224 --> 00:34:33,476 Whoa, what is it? What are you doing? 535 00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:36,102 Hmm! Masala. 536 00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:45,840 Masala is the soul of Indian food. 537 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:53,009 And food is the soul of India. 538 00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:55,762 My love... crazy! 539 00:34:55,892 --> 00:35:01,508 Your beauty... exquisite! My love... crazy 540 00:35:01,638 --> 00:35:05,795 Hope we don't commit... a sweet mistake 541 00:35:07,516 --> 00:35:08,807 Smell it. 542 00:35:08,937 --> 00:35:13,331 Your beauty... exquisite! My love... crazy 543 00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:17,068 Of course, you can't really tell until it's in the oil. 544 00:35:17,837 --> 00:35:19,720 The masala is the symphony, 545 00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,209 and the oil is the orchestra. 546 00:35:21,339 --> 00:35:23,830 The greatest chef in the world taught me that. 547 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,488 Really, who? 548 00:35:25,618 --> 00:35:27,097 My mother. 549 00:35:28,382 --> 00:35:30,609 Sir, would you clean that up? 550 00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:32,990 Clean that up, do the dishes. 551 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,251 Come on, come on! Move! 552 00:35:34,381 --> 00:35:36,415 And carefully, right? 553 00:35:36,545 --> 00:35:39,302 Do it properly. One job at a time. 554 00:35:40,022 --> 00:35:42,708 A man should have three passions in his life. 555 00:35:43,132 --> 00:35:47,221 His country, his religion and his cricket. 556 00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:48,879 What about his wife? 557 00:35:49,296 --> 00:35:53,625 Wife is not a passion. Wife is... an expense. 558 00:35:55,243 --> 00:35:56,503 Oh, man. 559 00:35:57,146 --> 00:35:58,072 Oh, there. 560 00:35:58,202 --> 00:35:59,740 It was wonderful! 561 00:35:59