Smallfoot

666 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,545 GRUNTING 667 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,839 -BR|DGE CREAKING -GRUNTS 668 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:19,967 Whoa. 669 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:22,719 SCREAMS 670 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:24,888 No. No, no, no. 671 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,139 GRUNTS 672 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:28,517 Hmm. 673 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,478 -GRUNT|NG -ROPE CREAKING 674 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,532 STRAINING 675 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:50,580 Aah! 676 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,291 GRUNTS 677 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:53,583 Whoo-hoo! 678 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,502 THUD 679 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,089 CRASHING 680 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,719 -W|ND WHISTLING -M|GO GRUNTING 681 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:09,850 GASPS 682 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:16,690 GASPS 683 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,000 GASPS 684 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,171 -Okay, okay, back up, back up. 685 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:42,299 You wanna interview a man who says he saw a yeti? 686 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,675 And you actually believe him? 687 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,886 Of course not. But it makes for good TV. 688 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,471 That man has altitude sickness. 689 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,597 -He needs help! -P|LOT MUMBLES 690 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,682 -After he helps us. -What? 691 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,352 Brenda, do you know what this village is famous for? 692 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,436 Yetis. 693 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,106 More reported yeti sightings here than anywhere else on the planet. 694 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,609 Picture this. 695 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,779 We're here looking for the Himalayan jumping spider, 696 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,406 but we capture on film a yeti. 697 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,992 We post the video. It goes viral. Then boom! 698 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,494 My ratings skyrocket! 699 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,412 Yetis don't exist. 700 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,580 Or do they? 701 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,334 Picked up a suit in town this afternoon, and it's a cracker. 702 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,668 Has stilts and everything. 703 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,088 You're gonna put that thing on and deceive your fans? 704 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,383 LAUGHS Of course not! I'll be on camera. 705 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,884 You'll be in the suit. 706 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,177 Wow! 707 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,762 What has happened to you? 708 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,515 Where is the Percy Patterson who loved animals, 709 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:35,477 who inspired me to love them, who had integrity? 710 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,896 -I have integrity. -Mmm... 711 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,982 Okay, yes, I've gotta do one thing without integrity, 712 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,777 and then I'll just be all integrity all the time. 713 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,320 I will ooze integrity. 714 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:48,907 I shall bathe in it. |wi|| have a sports drink called "Integrity" 715 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,742 that I will endorse, not for free, 716 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,203 but I will take that money and give it to charity. 717 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,206 -That's how much integrity I will have! -GROANS 718 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,542 Brenda... Please. 719 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,502 Nobody's watching my show. 720 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,046 You wanna save a species on the verge of extinction? 721 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,465 -Save me. -S|GHS 722 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,050 -"UNDER PRESSURE" PLAYING ON KARAOKE -Brenda! 723 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,594 Yo, I'm really nervous. This one goes out to my girlfriend. 724 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:10,345 Brenda, wait. 725 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,389 Let me explain. 726 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:13,640 Lisa, will you marry... SHRIEKS 727 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:18,311 SINGING I thought I’d made it Celebrated when I got my TV show 728 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:23,108 But the haters out there hating Got my ratings low, low, low 729 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:26,987 It’s hard to compete with videos Of twerking hogs 730 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:31,158 And waterskiing squirrels And monkeys riding on the backs of dogs 731 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,325 So much pressure 732 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:36,037 Have mercy, I’m not the Percy That you’ve always heard about 733 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:40,041 That Percy, he was successful That Percy had a lot of clout 734 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,753 Back then, back when l was high on that hill 735 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:48,300 But now I’m broke here on the bottom With no way to pay my bills 736 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:52,512 It’s getting harder every day To catch a break 737 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,683 So when I see a chance Then it’s a