Dave Chappelle: The Age of Spin

Just a couple of pats!' 366 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,280 'Eww! Gross! Get away!' 367 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,320 So, he rapes them. 368 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:09,160 I know, I know. That's the dilemma for the audience. 369 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:14,200 Because he rapes, but he saves a lot of lives. 370 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:20,240 And he saves way more than he rapes, and he only rapes to save. 371 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,080 But he does rape." 372 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,519 I didn't realize it, but the whole green room was looking at us. 373 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,119 All the celebrities were disgusted. 374 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,240 "Ohh." 375 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,800 That guy from Texas was like, "Here's my card. Call me on Monday." 376 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,320 That worked out. 377 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,720 The second time I met OJ Simpson. 378 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,280 It was right after the trial of the century. 379 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,040 There I was, now a young man of probably 23. 380 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:07,439 OJ Simpson was the most famous, or infamous, face on planet Earth. 381 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,839 I was in a restaurant in Beverly Hills with my agents. 382 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,239 I wasn't alone in the restaurant, but I was alone. 383 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,759 I was the only black person in the restaurant. 384 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,600 And in the '90s, that felt very uncomfortable. 385 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,840 Now I tend to enjoy it at this age. 386 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,239 I was having dinner with my agents, 387 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,919 celebrating a deal that they told me was lucrative, 388 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,440 but I later learned fucking sucked. 389 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,439 And suddenly, a group of women walked by. 390 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,400 Every race was in that group. 391 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,119 Black, white, Asian, Latina, 392 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,400 white, white... 393 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,680 and white again. 394 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,199 They were all gorgeous. I watched them walk by. 395 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,639 Then I saw a familiar face. 396 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,079 Al Cowlings, the man from the infamous Bronco chase, 397 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,599 walked by and embraced one of the women, and they walked towards the door. 398 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,079 Couldn't believe what I saw. And then, close behind him, 399 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,359 was OJ Simpson, newly released from jail. 400 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,880 The restaurant fell still. 401 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,119 I was shocked. I didn't mean to say it out loud, but it just came out. 402 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,000 "OJ!" 403 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,919 He stopped, turned around to see who said it, 404 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,120 saw my black face and correctly assumed it was me. 405 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,399 I was sitting in the corner of the booth. 406 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,719 He leaned over all the white people I was having dinner with 407 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,839 and shook my hand. 408 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,079 "How are you, young man?" 409 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,919 He looked in my eyes, and I could see in his eyes 410 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,400 that he didn't remember meeting me the first time. 411 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,920 And then he walked away. 412 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,319 And I looked back at my agents, 413 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:56,439 and all of them had nothing short of disgust on their faces. 414 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,319 And the only one with the courage to voice their disgust 415 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,800 was a woman named Sharon who used to represent me. 416 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,360 "How could you?" she said. 417 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,880 "How could you shake hands with that murderer?" 418 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,639 I said, "Sharon, with all due respect, 419 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,680 that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards. 420 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,760 And he was acquitted. So, you know, fuck it. 421 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,040 The glove didn't fit. 422 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,439 The glove didn't fit. 423 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,240 Get over yourself." 424 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,919 Some people can't do that. 425 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,320 Some people just can't get over themselves. 426 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,680 Gay people have a hard time doing that recently. 427 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,120 Here we go. Here comes the deep water. 428 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,959 No, recently I've noticed that. 429 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,840 I noticed it with that Manny Pacquiao c