The Matchbreaker

660 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,953 So then like, 80% maybe? 661 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,122 So yeah, I've probably got another five years 662 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,257 or so to pay off my car. 663 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,592 What do you drive? 664 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,994 Got some massive loan you can't afford? 665 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:31,962 No, actually. 666 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,463 The car is fully paid for. 667 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,700 I've been saving up since I was 10, mowing lawns. 668 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:38,435 That's great. 669 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,838 Really is great. 670 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,039 You watch movies much? 671 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,774 You seem like the kind of guy who 672 00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,810 would waste a whole Saturday watching mindless television. 673 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,111 No. 674 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,380 Actually, I don't even own a TV. 675 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,616 I spend most of my Saturdays just helping 676 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,051 out at the soup kitchen. 677 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,285 That's great. 678 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,855 This is the rowing machine, right? 679 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,790 He's like the offspring of Taylor swift 680 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:02,759 and... I don't know, Channing Tatum. 681 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:07,664 What? 682 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,499 He's perfect, ok? 683 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,068 They're the perfect couple. 684 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,136 How am I supposed to break these two up? 685 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,498 Stop squirming. 686 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,033 I can't breathe. 687 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,935 We are not leaving here until you have 688 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:47,070 found yourself a nice girl. 689 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:50,040 Wayne, did you ask around? 690 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,541 To see if there are any girls who would 691 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,877 like to dance with Mitchell? 692 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,613 That sounds like Mitchell's job, honey. 693 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,548 Do you really want to leave Mitchell's future 694 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,550 in the hands of Mitchell? 695 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,119 Of course not. 696 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,387 Don't you want him out of the house? 697 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,554 More than anything. 698 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,056 I can hear you. 699 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,357 And I would like to pick my own girls. 700 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,859 Fine. 701 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:09,960 Who do you pick? 702 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,364 None of them. 703 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,198 Why? 704 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,034 They're all snooty. 705 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:20,971 They are refined, like sugar. 706 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,205 But you won't let me have sugar. 707 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:25,208 Well, tonight you are off your diet. 708 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,277 Figuratively. 709 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,947 Now get out there, pick any one you want. 710 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,869 They're all better than what you find at college. 711 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,631 Do you want to dance? 712 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,801 Oh, no thank you. 713 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:51,803 Good. 714 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:59,943 Yeah, so if we get married, I would prefer 715 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:04,915 to have a room for my iguana. 716 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:05,917 He likes to roam. 717 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,757 I hope our kids get my eyebrows. 718 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,947 Doggy pocket? 719 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,548 What? 720 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,152 I see you're saving the carrots for later. 721 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,855 No, I have an iguana. 722 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,356 You have an iguana? 723 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,657 What kind? 724 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:48,992 It's a green iguana. 725 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,794 I have one too. 726 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:51,561 Oh! 727 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,563 Oh. 728 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,909 So, do you like these parties? 729 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,411 They're torture. 730 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,413 The food, the music. 731 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,586 Is this sugar-free lemonade? 732 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,055 Yeah. 733 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,257 The largest size they have in the gift shop here 734 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,726 is a size four. 735 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:26,196 They discourage sugar. 736 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:27,198 Not completely. 737 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,239 You know there's a fine for wearing the wrong color 738 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,241 white on a tennis court? 739 00:34:38,243 -