Endless Night

555 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:16,006 Please don't go, Mike. Please, please! 556 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:17,882 You see... 557 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,552 I never met anyone like you before. 558 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,303 Never. 559 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,238 - REGISTRAR: <i>I do solemnly declare...</i> - I do solemnly declare... 560 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:41,160 <i>- I know not of any lawful impediment...</i> - I know not of any lawful impediment... 561 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,408 MIKE: <i>That was where our life together began,</i> 562 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,990 <i>in that tiny township in the Welsh mountains,</i> 563 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,329 <i>where the only newspapermen around</i> 564 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,707 <i>were there to cover the sheepdog trials.</i> 565 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,293 <i>And English was only the second language.</i> 566 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,592 (MEN SPEAKING WELSH) 567 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:09,390 (FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING ON GRAVEL) 568 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,484 MIKE: <i>"Dear Mum,</i> 569 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:22,657 <i>"Sorry to let you know after the event, but I got married last week.</i> 570 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:27,116 <i>"She's lovely and sweet, and I'm afraid she has an awful lot of money.</i> 571 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,541 <i>"Honeymooning on the continent.</i> 572 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,086 <i>"Love, Mike."</i> 573 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,924 SANTONIX: Why keep a house in, so to speak? 574 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,924 Why not make it a part of the landscape? 575 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:43,973 To be joined with it, whenever you like. 576 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,722 You arrived at the same idea by instinct, Mike. 577 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,677 - Can I see inside? - No, please, please... 578 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,642 Not until I show you the finished house. 579 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,894 You must leave me something up my sleeve. 580 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,435 How long before we can live in it? 581 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,646 It has to be very soon, darling Ellie. If only because... 582 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:01,198 personally, I'm very short of time. 583 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,409 MAN: <i>Gelati!</i> 584 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,953 The ice-cream man cometh. 585 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,032 Now, that's your turn now, Mike. 586 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,752 MAN: <i>Gelati!</i> 587 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,841 What happens when the family finds out? 588 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,677 They think I'm touring Scotland with Greta. 589 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,547 They'll blame her, as usual, 590 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:28,100 and they'll do anything they can to break Mike and me up. 591 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,768 What can they do? 592 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:32,100 ELLIE: Try and buy Mike off. 593 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,183 Like Gina Barretti's parents did with her first. 594 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,962 SANTONIX: Gina... wasn't that the girl who married 595 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,399 - a lifeguard from Miami Beach? - Mmm. 596 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:43,028 And he got half a million dollars to divorce her quietly. 597 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,404 Isn't that marvellous? 598 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,656 I've not only collected a lovely little wife, 599 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,080 but I can trade her in for solid cash any time I want. 600 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,210 Thank you, Miss Thomsen, that was great! 601 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,830 ELLIE: The honeymoon's over, darling. 602 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,792 Time to pack our bags, and face the family. 603 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:04,970 Michael, I'd like you to meet my stepmother, Cora Walker-Brown. 604 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,547 How do you do, Mr Rogers? 605 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,974 - MIKE: How do you do? - ELLIE: Her husband, Reuben. 606 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,185 Hello, there. 607 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:14,263 ELLIE: Aunt Beth, and Uncle Frank. 608 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,440 Well, sir, I feel called upon to remark 609 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,269 that the news conveyed to us so belatedly constituted... 610 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,479 We were shocked! 611 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:26,742 ELLIE: And Mr Lippincott. Dear Uncle Andrew. 612 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,454 Of course, he's not really my uncle. 613 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,328 I am that figure of fiction, the family lawyer. 614 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,668 - How are you, Michael? - How do you do, sir? 615 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,663 Gretna Green seems to be the only element missing. 616 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,757 - We were never even informed. - Thanks to Greta. 617 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,256 ELLIE: Why blame her? I married him. 618 00:37:44,387 --