Stan & Ollie

00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,696 It would mean a very large amount 506 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,359 of extra work for you both, 507 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,160 making public appearances, shop openings, 508 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,431 meeting local dignitaries, so on and so forth. 509 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,514 - Would there be any more money? - They said no. 510 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,830 Uh, who is "they"? 511 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,316 People. The worst kind. 512 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,352 Wait, I-I thought you were in charge. 513 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,393 So did I. 514 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,720 - All right, we'll do it. - Terrific. 515 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,720 Well, I've told the press and the newsreel boys 516 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,840 that there'll be a welcoming committee in Carlisle. 517 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,951 Lord Mayor will be there. He's desperate to see you. 518 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,759 He is a huge fan. I'll make some calls. 519 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,155 Delicious. 520 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,913 <i>Nothing new about a couple of funnymen</i> 521 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,355 <i>making personal appearances.</i> 522 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,670 <i>When Laurel and Hardy do it,</i> 523 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,480 <i>you can expect complications.</i> 524 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,238 <i>But even at a moment like this,</i> 525 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,234 <i>trouble just seems to follow them around.</i> 526 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,160 Oh! 527 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,400 - What's the matter? - My head hurts. 528 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,074 I'll get a doctor. 529 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,311 Oh! 530 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,837 Never mind the doctor. Just get my glass of water. 531 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,150 Oh! 532 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,272 Unbelievable. 533 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,193 It certainly is. 534 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,877 Sorry to bother you, chaps. Mr. Delfont would like to speak to you. 535 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,880 Uh-oh. 536 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,918 Any last words? 537 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,394 Evening, gentlemen. 538 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,032 If it's, uh, all right with you, 539 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,157 I'd quite like to have a discussion about... 540 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,716 where we go from here. 541 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,960 Let me guess. Back to America? 542 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,476 Oblivion? 543 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,832 That was... 544 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,035 It was pure magic. 545 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,509 It was brilliant. 546 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,001 And ticket sales have improved over the last week so much, 547 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,795 mainly due to your efforts, 548 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,760 we've sold out almost everywhere. 549 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,716 Uh, what about London? 550 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,798 Well, not only are we going to London, 551 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,496 but so many people want to come see the show 552 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,200 that I've had to look for a bigger theater. 553 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,432 So I've, uh... I've booked the Lyceum for two weeks. 554 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,199 We're guaranteed to sell it out. 555 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,959 That's-that's over 2,000 seats. 556 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,839 - Indeed. - Wow. 557 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,800 Do you know, it's moments like this that make me love this industry. 558 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,030 Madness. 559 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,998 It's beautiful madness. 560 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,993 And it's not about the money. It is not about the money. 561 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,754 I swear on... 562 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,513 Well, I swear on both your lives. 563 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,560 You both feeling all right? 564 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,877 That's... that's pretty good, yeah. 565 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,231 - Yeah, leave the jokes to us. - All right. 566 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,478 Seriously, though, it's a very special evening. 567 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,277 - Thank you, Bernie. - Thank you. 568 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,637 Well, that went well. 569 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,718 It certainly did. 570 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,553 So, you're on the log with Robin Hood, 571 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,757 and he asks you what you want to see him about, 572 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,314 and then you say... 573 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,711 "We're going to give him a piece of my mind." 574 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,480 "We certainly are." 575 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,199 "We'd give him a piece of his, too, 576 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,556 but he doesn't have any