Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

392 00:29:40,826 --> 00:29:42,691 Viva <i>la</i> success. 393 00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:52,500 LETTERMAN: Grub is here. 394 00:29:52,671 --> 00:29:54,662 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 395 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:59,377 When I ordered room service, I was hoping they'd send up another room. 396 00:29:59,544 --> 00:30:01,535 [McMAHON & AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 397 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:05,214 Oprah, what kind of tree are you? 398 00:30:05,383 --> 00:30:07,874 Well, girlfriend, I'm a weeping willow. 399 00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:09,077 [SOBBING] 400 00:30:09,254 --> 00:30:10,278 AUDIENCE: Aw. 401 00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:12,286 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 402 00:30:16,228 --> 00:30:17,786 So, what's with the hair? 403 00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:20,864 Hey, let's get busy. 404 00:30:21,032 --> 00:30:23,057 [HOOTING] 405 00:30:23,735 --> 00:30:26,898 Oh, my, we're having some fun now. 406 00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:28,630 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 407 00:30:28,807 --> 00:30:29,967 [PLAYS RIMSHOT] 408 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:37,774 <i>Le</i> sob. 409 00:30:37,949 --> 00:30:40,008 <i>Le</i> really big sob. 410 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:41,209 <i>Le</i> boo-hoo. 411 00:30:41,386 --> 00:30:42,580 [SOBS AND SNIFFS] 412 00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:44,722 Ugh. Blow your nose. 413 00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:46,482 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 414 00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:53,290 Johnny! 415 00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:55,831 You! 416 00:30:58,336 --> 00:30:59,598 [JOHNNY GRUNTS] 417 00:31:00,338 --> 00:31:03,000 Ah! Could I have your autograph? 418 00:31:03,175 --> 00:31:05,336 Uh, I don't have a pen. 419 00:31:06,845 --> 00:31:08,437 Got to have a pen. 420 00:31:08,613 --> 00:31:10,080 Oh, please. 421 00:31:10,248 --> 00:31:12,682 [FIFI WHIMPERING] 422 00:31:12,851 --> 00:31:14,842 [SOBBING] 423 00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:17,913 Sob. 424 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:20,387 Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one. 425 00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:22,117 Come on. 426 00:31:22,427 --> 00:31:24,486 I would die for you. 427 00:31:24,663 --> 00:31:28,622 JOHNNY: I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff. 428 00:31:31,203 --> 00:31:33,364 Oh, somebody, pinch me. 429 00:31:35,807 --> 00:31:38,275 Wait for me, Johnny. 430 00:31:47,886 --> 00:31:49,410 PLUCKY: Say, how about some grub? 431 00:31:49,588 --> 00:31:51,715 WINNIE: Ooh, good idea. 432 00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,721 Mm. Yum. 433 00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:56,725 Mayo and cream cheese on white with the crusts cut off. 434 00:31:56,895 --> 00:31:58,954 My favorite. 435 00:32:03,401 --> 00:32:05,562 They bring their own food to the drive-in. 436 00:32:05,737 --> 00:32:07,398 I don't believe this family. 437 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:12,009 That's five waters to go. 438 00:32:12,177 --> 00:32:14,145 Are you sure you don't want anything else? 439 00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:18,772 Why, yes. I'd like ajumbo cheeseburger, chili fries, a cherry pie-- Unh. 440 00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,577 Thanks, miss. We're fine. 441 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:24,252 [STINKY BELCHES] 442 00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:34,023 Well, if I can't stuff my face, I'll feed my intellect. 443 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,066 Comic books. 444 00:32:38,236 --> 00:32:41,364 Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection. 445 00:32:41,539 --> 00:32:46,135 A pristine, mint-condition first printing of <i>lmmature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.</i> 446 00:32:46,311 --> 00:32:47,403 Number one. 447 00:32:47,579 --> 00:32:52,243 Oh, now, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips. 448 00:32:53,285 --> 00:32:54,684 Sheesh. 449 00:32:54,853 --> 00:32:58,448 Typical parents, convinced comics will sap a kid's cerebellum. 450 00:32:58,623 --> 00:33:00,022 HAMTON: It's not that. 451 00:33:00,191 --> 00:33:05,925 Reading in the car always makes me, gulp, carsick. 452 00:33:12,937 --> 00:33:14,928 [HAMTON GAGGING] 453 00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:40,228 PLUCKY: No, Hamton, not on the comic! 454 00:33:40,398 --> 00:33:41,456 [VOMIT SPLASHES] 455 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,157 [PLUCKY SOBS] 456 00:34:03,855 --> 00:34:06,585 BABS [SINGING]: <i>Veal parmigiana</i> 457 00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:09,318 <i>Cream fettuccine</i> 458 00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:12,559 <i>Ravioli</i> 459 00:34:12,731 --> 00:34:15,325 <i>Clams with linguini</i> 460 00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:18,826 <i>Hot pepperoni</i> 461 00:34:19,003 --> 00:34:21,972 <i>Tasty spumoni</i> 462 00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:24,438 We haven't eaten in weeks. 463 00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:27,835 [SINGING] <i>Veal parmigiana</i> 464 00:34:28,012 --> 00:34:30,776 <i>Veal parmigiana</i> 465 00:34:30,949 --> 00:34:34,146 Babs, that song really put me in the mood. 466 00:34:35,019 --> 00:34:37,214 -For what? -Pizza. You got any money? 467 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:40,558 Thank you, Mr. Romance. 468