Don't Think Twice

00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:21,905 Rath, it was unbelievable! 562 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:26,082 I killed it, man! I absolutely crushed it! I can't believe it. 563 00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,964 I did Ray Romano sings. 564 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:30,881 They had to stop because everyone was laughing so hard. 565 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,384 No! You shut up! 566 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,813 A character called the ticket taker. 567 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:50,192 He's an old timey ticket taker but he works in a modern cineplex. 568 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,901 And he doesn't understand, he's like delusional. 569 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:56,952 He thinks that we've lost the classic kind of feel of the cinema, 570 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:59,908 and so he just... He's stuck in this world. So... 571 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,190 <i>Hi. Hello.</i> 572 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,944 Hi. I'm here to quit show business. 573 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,697 Well, hello! 574 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,743 Hi, I'm here to quit show business as well. 575 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,288 What? Jugglers almost never quit. 576 00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,079 What else do they have to do? 577 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:52,583 So then he says, "That's how it goes." 578 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,170 And then I was like, "Okay." 579 00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,963 And so then I walk out back into the lobby out of his office 580 00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:00,177 and Gary Cho was sitting there. 581 00:30:00,258 --> 00:30:02,678 He looks at me, Gary Cho says, 582 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,760 "We're all really excited." 583 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,100 And then I'm going, "Uh-oh. What?" 584 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:10,142 And at that moment, Timothy's assistant comes out of the office 585 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:12,769 and made it official. 586 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,698 Oh, my God! 587 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,906 Yeah! That is amazing. 588 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:32,118 Oh, my God. That is amazing. 589 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,670 Congratulations. I know, I know. I'm fucking spinning. 590 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,248 Dude! Yes! Dude! 591 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,670 Thank you, man. My man! 592 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:42,860 I mean, that's so, I can't believe I know someone on <i>Weekend Live.</i> 593 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,764 So that's it? You just got it? 594 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:48,604 For years, I was like, it's either Jack or Miles, but probably Jack. 595 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:53,055 No, but that's what you get. That's what you get. 596 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:54,354 Yeah. Right? Yeah. 597 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,647 Where's Sam? 598 00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:57,249 Um, you know what? We showed up separately, 599 00:30:57,273 --> 00:31:00,903 and she hasn't texted me back yet, so I don't know what's going on. 600 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:03,380 Can you still do our shows? I mean, we only have three weeks left, so... 601 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,257 - Yeah, you can still do our shows. - Oh, yeah. 602 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,371 I don't know. I don't, you know... 603 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,910 I mean, it's late night, it's just on the week days. 604 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:12,584 I don't know 'cause you're writing all the time. 605 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,384 It's our first week. I wanna put my best foot forward and... 606 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,288 There she is. There she is. Oh, my God. 607 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,458 Hi, I'm so sorry I missed the show. How was it? 608 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:21,941 - It doesn't matter. - How'd it go? 609 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,335 What happened? How'd it go? 610 00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,014 Um... 611 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:28,045 I was late and they wouldn't let me in. 612 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,257 What? Why? Why? 613 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:31,597 Well, how late were you? 614 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,185 I was like 20 minutes late, so... 615 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,269 You were 20 minutes late? 616 00:31:35,353 --> 00:31:37,540 Wait, you were 20 minutes late and they wouldn't let you in? 617 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,654 All right, maybe I was like 30 minutes late. 618 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,112 But, oh, my, how was it for you? 619 00:31:41,192 --> 00:31:43,112 No, listen, I told you that I would wait for you. 620 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:44,824 I told you that I would go... 621 00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:47,738 I know, I know. How was it for you, though? 622 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,034 Honey, yeah, I got the show. 623 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:51,702 I got it. 624 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,956 That's great. Yeah, yeah. 625 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:56,329 That's... 626 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:57,496 Honey, but I... 627 00:31:58,751 --> 00:31:59,751 Thank you. 6