Hollywood Shuffle

388 00:25:32,752 --> 00:25:34,242 Trust me. 389 00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:39,050 - Are you sure? - Yeah. I can do anything. 390 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:41,820 Let's jump. 391 00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:44,720 Okay. 392 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,189 You ready? 393 00:25:46,631 --> 00:25:51,193 1, 2, 3, go! 394 00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:55,765 - You okay? - Just a run in my stocking. 395 00:25:55,839 --> 00:25:56,807 Let's go. 396 00:25:57,442 --> 00:26:00,468 I'll start, I'll start, I tell you, I enjoyed the first and second 397 00:26:00,545 --> 00:26:02,878 Chicago Jones and Temple of Dooms, you know? 398 00:26:03,082 --> 00:26:07,542 I kinda gave the guy points, it's a little unbelievable, but it's possible, you know? 399 00:26:07,621 --> 00:26:10,850 - I know he's a bad motherfucker and all, I know that... - Right, right. 400 00:26:10,922 --> 00:26:14,517 but, him jumping off mountains with his mother, you know, and not gettin' hurt? 401 00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:15,959 Naw that's bullshit. 402 00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:18,963 I disagree. I disagree, homeboy! 403 00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:23,361 I believed this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain, 404 00:26:23,435 --> 00:26:26,097 and not hurt himself because he did brace himself. 405 00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:30,107 And he knew somethin' about the levels of gravitivity and polarity. 406 00:26:30,175 --> 00:26:32,804 What? Naw, that's bullshit, man, that's bullshit. 407 00:26:32,878 --> 00:26:35,642 Man, you don't know shit about science cuz you dropped out of high school! 408 00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,183 - Hey, man, why you gotta bring that up, man? - Cuz it's the truth. 409 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,481 Hey I know it's the truth but that.. hey, man, fuck you! 410 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:42,920 - Aw, well, whatcha gonna do about it? - Hey man, I'm gonna bust your ass! 411 00:26:42,989 --> 00:26:45,423 - Aw yeah, yeah, after the clip. - Okay, yeah, okay. 412 00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:49,984 Well right now, we're gonna review this next movie, the new movie about Dirty Larry. 413 00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:55,756 Alright, what do you punks want? 414 00:26:56,668 --> 00:26:58,296 We want a helicopter. 415 00:26:58,771 --> 00:27:01,931 - We want a helicopter! - Alright, I'll get you a helicopter. 416 00:27:03,474 --> 00:27:06,535 Larry, am I glad to see you! They got hostages. 417 00:27:06,611 --> 00:27:09,580 - They want to go to the airport. - Alright, just keep the SWAT team back. 418 00:27:09,647 --> 00:27:11,079 I'll handle it. 419 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:17,180 Alright, why don't you punks freeze and drop your guns on the ground? 420 00:27:17,255 --> 00:27:20,782 What'd you say honky sucker pighead jive turkey fool? 421 00:27:21,826 --> 00:27:23,793 I said drop your guns to the ground! 422 00:27:23,861 --> 00:27:25,987 Make us, cop! It's three of us, 423 00:27:26,162 --> 00:27:28,027 and it's only one of you. 424 00:27:29,133 --> 00:27:33,126 Well why don't you meet my friends, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson. 425 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,862 Wow, that's a big gun, man. 426 00:27:35,939 --> 00:27:39,806 You know, it's not just a gun, it's a .44 Magnum, it's the most powerful handgun around. 427 00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:41,174 - No shit? - No shit. 428 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,040 Yo, man, how much did it cost? 429 00:27:43,113 --> 00:27:45,980 About $300, I'm not sure though, I got it on sale. 430 00:27:46,049 --> 00:27:48,244 - How many bullets does it hold? - Six. 431 00:27:48,352 --> 00:27:49,716 - Larry? - What? 432 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:52,954 - I got a cramp in my neck. - Let the lady go. 433 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:54,554 - Why? - Because. 434 00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:57,423 - Because why? - Because I say so. 435 00:27:57,494 --> 00:28:00,018 - Who are you, man? - He's Dirty Larry. 436 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,859 - That's right. - We don't care. 437 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:06,364 You take one step, and you're gonna be talking to your maker. 438 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:07,905 Go on. 439 00:28:08,706 --> 00:28:10,195 Make my day! 440 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:26,514 Bullshit, man, I didn't like this movie at all. Realism is very important to me. 441 00:28:26,723 --> 00:28:29,659 Say like, you take somebody hostage, you all nervous and shit, 442 00:28:29,727 --> 00:28:31,695 they ain't got time for no conversation. 443 00:28:31,763 --> 00:28:35,562 That's right. He's having a conversation, they chill out and listen, 444 00:28:35,866 --> 00:28:37,663 three brothers with guns?! 445 00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:40,966 - He's supposed to, he's supposed to take the, the money. - Right. 446 00:28:41,105 --> 00:28:44,665 - Take the hoe. Take the hoe, you know that. - Right. 447 00:28:44,741 --> 00:28:46,731 And take the car, and get the fuck outta there. 448 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:49,176 I can't