Those People

Or San Francisco. 428 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,271 San Francisco? 429 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,139 Yeah, I love it there. 430 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,709 But this is the dream. 431 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:41,714 One day I'll be playing here with the Philharmonic. 432 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,585 This place reminds me of Rosh Hashanah. 433 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,853 Oh yeah? 434 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:50,622 - Tashlich. - Tash what? 435 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:51,824 - Tashlich. 436 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:55,728 It's the service where you throw your sins into the river. 437 00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:58,030 It's my favorite part of Rosh Hashanah, 438 00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,866 - I thought Jews don't believe in sin. 439 00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:02,935 It's a metaphor. 440 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,308 Mmm. 441 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,909 I have an idea. 442 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,682 Yalla - 443 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,920 It's okay. We can see it another time. 444 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:25,124 Why isn't the Highline always open like Central Park? 445 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,894 Fuck! 446 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,100 I'm sorry. 447 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,669 I just really wanted to show you this. 448 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,205 I like you. 449 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,953 What are you doing? 450 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,247 It's okay. It was a valiant effor-- 451 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,822 How did you learn to do that, MacGyver? 452 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:31,256 Hebrew school. 453 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,391 Seriously? 454 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,926 No. 455 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,627 Who are you? 456 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:40,699 Okay, so I was twenty-six, your age, 457 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:44,102 and I was dating this crazy guy back in Beirut, 458 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:48,006 and I couldn't bring myself to break up with him, 459 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,243 even though he was reading my mail, 460 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:56,248 and we'd fight, screaming, wrestling fights. 461 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,985 So, instead of breaking up with him, 462 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,920 I moved to America. 463 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:04,223 Wow. 464 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,124 Yeah, pretty bad. 465 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,926 Yeah. 466 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,895 Okay. 467 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,030 Tashlich! 468 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,833 What? 469 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,369 You don't have to yell "Tashlich." 470 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,304 Sin-throwing is fun. 471 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,706 Your turn. 472 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,710 When I was eleven, 473 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:27,412 I was living with Sebastian and his family 474 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:28,981 for a few months. 475 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,884 My mom and I were going through... 476 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,819 Uh, it was bad. 477 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:38,824 And I would not come out from under the bed for days. 478 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:43,795 So, Sebastian climbed under and stayed with me for hours, 479 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,497 just holding my hand. 480 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:52,471 I wouldn't stop crying, and so he kissed me. 481 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,806 On the lips. 482 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:58,110 It was so soft. 483 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,480 Only two or three seconds, but it was enough time for me 484 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,515 to realize that I was... 485 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:06,818 different from other boys. 486 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,855 Which was scary. 487 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,125 And so the next day, I told everyone at school 488 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:17,095 that he had kissed me, that he was "a gay." 489 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,299 So, what happened? 490 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,068 Sebastian wore his mother's pink nail polish to school 491 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,069 the next day. 492 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,137 -No. -Yeah. 493 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,442 Anyway, fifteen years later, I still feel bad about it. 494 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:35,013 Right, let's see what you got. 495 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,254 Okay, now give me a good one. 496 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,188 What? 497 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,090 That wasn't good? 498 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,892 I outed my best friend. 499 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,393 When you were eleven. 500 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,397 Fine, I'll go. 501 00:28:56,134 --> 00:29:01,206 Last Christmas, I punched my father right in the face. 502 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,874 Knocked him out. 503 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,476 Blood, everything. 504 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,312 Seriously? 505 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,048 Well, he drinks, and sometimes wi