The Boys in the Band

595 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,083 or try to force their ways on the whole world. 596 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:20,208 What were you crying about on the telephone? 597 00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:24,333 All I... All I can say is please forgive me for making… 598 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,750 Such an ass of myself. 599 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,083 You must have been upset or you wouldn't have said you were 600 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,125 and that you wanted to see me, you had to see me. 601 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,583 - Michael, please. - Is something wrong between you and Fran? 602 00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:35,166 Listen, I've really gotta go. 603 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:36,333 Why are you in New York? 604 00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:38,916 - Late for this dinner. - Whose dinner? Where are you going? 605 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,250 - Is that the loo? - Yes. 606 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,958 Excuse me. 607 00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:53,333 What's going on in here? Oh, Mary, don't ask. 608 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,875 Hank, why don't you come and join us? 609 00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,958 That's an interesting suggestion. Whose idea is that? 610 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,583 Mine. 611 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:04,458 He means in conversation. 612 00:38:04,541 --> 00:38:08,291 - Where are the rest of the wine glasses? - I's working as fast as I can. 613 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:11,666 - To your health. - Up yours. 614 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,583 Up my health? 615 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,625 - Where's the gent? - He's in the gent's room. 616 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,875 If you can all hang on for five more minutes, 617 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,208 he's about to leave. 618 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,083 Well, at last. 619 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,000 Oh! 620 00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,083 Who the hell are you? 621 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,833 She's Harold's present from me and she's early, 622 00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:47,458 and that's not even Harold, you idiot! 623 00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,208 You said whoever answered the door. 624 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:53,666 But not until midnight. He's supposed to be a midnight cowboy. 625 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,666 He looks right out of the chorus of a bus-and-truck <i>Oklahoma!</i> 626 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:01,041 Not until midnight, and you're supposed to sing to the right person. 627 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:05,083 I told you Harold has very tight, tight, black curly hair. 628 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,041 This number's practically bald. 629 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,291 Thank you, and fuck you! 630 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,875 Good thing I didn't open the door. 631 00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:13,958 Not that tight and not that black. 632 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,083 I-I forgot. 633 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,666 Besides, I wanted to get to the bars by midnight. 634 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:20,000 Oh, he's a class act all the way around. 635 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,708 What do you mean, "get to the bars"? 636 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,041 Sweetie, I paid you for the whole night, remember? 637 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:27,291 I hurt my back doing my exercises, and I wanted to get to bed early. 638 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:29,875 Well, that's too bad. What happened? 639 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:32,291 I lost my grip doing my chin-ups, 640 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:34,333 and I fell on my heels and twisted my back. 641 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:36,458 You shouldn't wear heels when you do chin-ups! 642 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:41,833 I shouldn't do chin-ups. I got a weak grip. 643 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:44,833 Aw, weak grip. In my day, it used to be called a limp wrist. 644 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,625 Who can remember that far back? 645 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,666 - What's your card say? - Here. Read it. 646 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:56,000 "Dear Harold, bang-bang. You're alive." 647 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,583 "Now roll over and play dead." 648 00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:01,125 "Happy Birthday, Emory." 649 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,958 Sheer poetry, Emmy. 650 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,083 And in your usual good taste. 651 00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:08,333 So conservative of you to resist a sign in Times Square. 652 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:14,291 - Cheese it, here comes the socialite nun. - Shit. God damn it, Emory. 653 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,458 Well, I'm off. Thanks, Michael, for the drink. 654 00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:23,041 Oh, you're entirely welcome. So I'll see you tomorrow? 655 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:27,208 No. No, I think I'm gonna be awfully busy. Might even go back to Washington. 656 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,125 Got a heavy date in Lafayette Square? 657 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,625 - What? - Emory. 658 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,041 Forget it. 659 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,